Want to learn some computer jagon??!

486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC!.

State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford!.

Obsolete: Any computer you own!.

Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete!.

G3: Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond

ago!."

Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object!."

Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error!.

GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling coffee on it!. (pronounced 'gooey')

Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors!.

Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate!.

Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer!.

Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips!.

Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline!.

Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS!.

System Update: A quick method of trashing all of your software!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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