Sign boards...funny or wat?!
Question: Sign boards!.!.!.funny or wat!?
Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER!. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an London office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a London secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC!. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN!?
Notice in London health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY
CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE
BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET
LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING!. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with
their English-speaking tourists!. Here is a list of signs seen around the
world!.
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS!. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
THE GUARD ON DUTY!.
Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES!.
Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE!.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE
MANAGER!.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOOWww@Enter-QA@Com
TOILET OUT OF ORDER!. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an London office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a London secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC!. WHY NOT
BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN!?
Notice in London health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY
CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR
Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE
BULL CHARGES
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET
LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING!. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR THE BELL
DOESN'T WORK)
People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with
their English-speaking tourists!. Here is a list of signs seen around the
world!.
At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS!. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO
THE GUARD ON DUTY!.
Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES!.
Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE!.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE
MANAGER!.
In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOOWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omg!.!.!.!.these are soooo funny!.!.!.!.i am gonna send this to all of my friends!.!.!.if you don't mind!.!.!.!.!.it's just sooo good!!!!
thank you sooo much for posting these up!.
Cheers!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thank you sooo much for posting these up!.
Cheers!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
very very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
london this london that!.!. hahahaha
funny!!!!
very funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!!!!
very funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
my gosh!i really laughed hard!hahahaha!i love it!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh man that was so funny loved the first and 3rd the repair cracked me up thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg this is soooooooooooooooooo funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.i just had to share it wid my frendz!.!.!.cool dude u sure deserve a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Here are some more!.
In a Norwegian bar!. Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar!.
In an airline ticket office in Copenhagen!. We take your bags and send them in all directions
In an African hotel!. A room with a view of the sea or the backside of the country!.
In a clothing store in Brussels!. Come in and have a fit!.
In a Romanian hotel elevator!. The Lift is being fixed for the next days!.During that time we regret you will be unbearable!.
In the window of a swedish furrier!. Fur coats made for ladies from their own skins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
In a Norwegian bar!. Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar!.
In an airline ticket office in Copenhagen!. We take your bags and send them in all directions
In an African hotel!. A room with a view of the sea or the backside of the country!.
In a clothing store in Brussels!. Come in and have a fit!.
In a Romanian hotel elevator!. The Lift is being fixed for the next days!.During that time we regret you will be unbearable!.
In the window of a swedish furrier!. Fur coats made for ladies from their own skins!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
On a child's superman costume:
WEARING THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY!.
On a string of fairy lights:
FOR INDOOR AND OUTDOOR USE ONLY!.
(Damn, I wanted to put them in outer space!.)
On the bottom of a box of wine glasses:
DO NOT TURN BOX OVER!.
On a ready made pie box (the type that is bought all made, you just need to put in the oven to cook it!.):
CAREFUL - CONTENTS MAY BE HOT AFTER HEATING!.
I could go on for a while, I've got a whole book of them!. Thanks for your list, very amusing!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WEARING THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY!.
On a string of fairy lights:
FOR INDOOR AND OUTDOOR USE ONLY!.
(Damn, I wanted to put them in outer space!.)
On the bottom of a box of wine glasses:
DO NOT TURN BOX OVER!.
On a ready made pie box (the type that is bought all made, you just need to put in the oven to cook it!.):
CAREFUL - CONTENTS MAY BE HOT AFTER HEATING!.
I could go on for a while, I've got a whole book of them!. Thanks for your list, very amusing!Www@Enter-QA@Com