Is this to old..I went into the office an hour late?!
Question: Is this to old!.!.I went into the office an hour late!?
for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for me!.
"What's the story this time, Conan!?" he asked sarcastically!. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change!."
Conan sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss!. The wife decided to drive me to the station!. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck!. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr!. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes!."
"You'll have to do better than that,Conan ," said the boss, obviously disappointed!. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"What's the story this time, Conan!?" he asked sarcastically!. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change!."
Conan sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss!. The wife decided to drive me to the station!. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck!. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr!. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes!."
"You'll have to do better than that,Conan ," said the boss, obviously disappointed!. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
this is an awesome joke!.!.!.!.i think i have heard it before though!.!.!.!.!.!.oh wait a minute!.!.!.!.you just posted this as an answer to another question!.!.!.!.!.the "excuses for being late to work" one!.!.!.!.!.i've got my eye on you conan!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha,everything else was acceptable but the ten minutes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
all-rightWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good joke! Great job! Keep them coming!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahah sorry to burst his bubble , I can lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
hey tis not true!!!!!!! anyway good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com