My daddy wants me to go hunt polar bears tonight. I'm frightened. My spears !
Question: My daddy wants me to go hunt polar bears tonight!. I'm frightened!. My spears are dull!. Can I pretend I'm ill!?
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Why is this in Jokes & Riddles!. Isn't there a Large Game or Scaredy Cat category!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Wtf are you, an eskimo!? Go get a REAL question, because this is absurd!. All of the people here actually believe you go polar-bear hunting in Antarctica with spears!.
First of all people: Polar bears are only found in antarctica!.
Second: It costs around $10,000 to fly to antarctica
Third: You don't hunt with spears, you use guns!.
Fourth: If you are in antarctica, How the Hell did you get on a computor!?!?!?
FIfth: You're just a stupid kid who has nothing else to do!. Go read a book or something!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
First of all people: Polar bears are only found in antarctica!.
Second: It costs around $10,000 to fly to antarctica
Third: You don't hunt with spears, you use guns!.
Fourth: If you are in antarctica, How the Hell did you get on a computor!?!?!?
FIfth: You're just a stupid kid who has nothing else to do!. Go read a book or something!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No you can't!. It's your ticket into manhood!. You need to go out after that bear!. With dull spears if you have to!. Do you want your little sister to show you up in the hunt!? You may actually be slightly brighter than a bear, so try and use your intelligence!. That's what early man had to do!. Isn't it almost like that in Canada!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
you need to buck up and be a man - dull spear or not!. you're acting like a little wussy!. Put on that warm parka, grab some jellied reindeer nose, and be a man - kill that polar bear or, at the very least, club a few seals, but BE A MAN!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell your father that you'll do the skinning if he'll do the spearing!. Later, secretly sharpen your spears for the next time!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Isnt killing polar bears illegalWww@Enter-QA@Com
DONT HUNT!!!!!!!!!!! Especially Polar Bears!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Tell him you are allergic to polar bears and that hunting is murder!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Escimos and internet!.!.!. WTFWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes you can!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Huh!?
Why would you hunt polar bears!?
Where do you live!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why would you hunt polar bears!?
Where do you live!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
sharpen that spear AND GO KILL THAT POLAR BEAR !
btw didn't know Eskimos have internetWww@Enter-QA@Com
btw didn't know Eskimos have internetWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
" ill " is a nice way of putting it!.!.!.!.and no, you don't need to pretend!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya your a mean person don't fake it punch your dad in the face for killing innocent polar bears you sick sob!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Syat in the fridge for today, and say hello to the seals!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Killing Polar Bears!! Are you crazy!? They are so cute!! Yeah pretend that you do not feel good!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
sharpen your spears, go out and have fun!Www@Enter-QA@Com
SHARPEN THEM WITH STONE
I KNOW YOUR LIEING!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I KNOW YOUR LIEING!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ask if he'll use you as a spear!. That'd be exciting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats not a joke!.!.!.!. and call the cops on him!! killing polar bears is illegal!.!.!. i thinkWww@Enter-QA@Com
ur dad is so distrutive how about the polar bears hunt his A**Www@Enter-QA@Com
yes, you're sick and you'd like to rest in the igloo tonight!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just tell him you dont want to!.
Im sure he would understand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Im sure he would understand!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
why notWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell him the last time you went u caught the HIVWww@Enter-QA@Com