Let's see your jokes!!?!

Question: Let's see your jokes!!!?
anybody on yahoo answers have good jokes!? i dont care whether it's dirty, normal, super clean, racist, or anything!. i like telling jokes to my friend but he demands more and more so i ran out!. tell me some jokes!!!

ps!. i know someone's going to be!.!.!. "you know whats a joke!? your face" or something about "George W Bush saying we were winning the war was a joke" but none of that plz!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

There was this guy who wanted to lose weight so he calls this weight program and ask if he can have the 5 day 10 pound loss package so the next day this really hot chick is stading on his door wearing nothing but some sneakers and a sign that says if you can catch me you can have me!. So he chases he revery wear but doesnt ever catch her this happens every day for the next 4 days!. that week he loses 10 pounds!. so he calls the place again and signs up for the 7 day 20 pound loss program and the next day there is a really hot chick standing at his door step wearing nothing but a pair of sneakers and a sign that says is you can catch me you can have me!. He doesnt catch her that day or the next 6!. But he does lose 20 pounds so he decides to sign up for the 2 week 50 pound loss program!. The next day standing on his doorstep is a naked man wearing nothing but pink sneakers and a sign that says if i catch you you are mine! He lost 69 pounds that time!. BTW i do except best anwsers (; lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

What is Marketing!?

1!.You see a gorgeous girl at a party!.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich!. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

2!.You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl!.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very
rich!. Marry him!."
That's Advertising!.

3!.You see a gorgeous girl at a party!.
You go up to her and get her telephone number!.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich!.
Marry me!."
That's Telemarketing!.

4!.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl!.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink!. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer
her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me!?"
That's Public Relations!.

5!.You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl!.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich!.!.!."
That's Brand Recognition!.

6!.You see a gorgeous girl at a party!.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich!. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face!.
That's Customer Feedback

7!.You see a gorgeous girl at a party!.
You go up to her and say,
You: "Hi"
Her: "I'm broke"
You: "I'm rich!. Marry me"
That's Technical SupportWww@Enter-QA@Com

a foreign man and his son were standing in a HUGE building called a "mall"!. inside the building were lots of little rooms!. it was the strangest thing the man had ever seen!. as he was walking around inside mall, he stumbled upon a big silver box!. two of the walls opened and closed just by touching a circle on the wall next to the box!. a very ugly old lady pressed the circle and the walls opened, she stepped into the box and the walls closed! she was gone! then, a few seconds later, the walls opened again and a gorgeous young woman stepped out!. the foreign mans eyes widened and he looked at his son!. "go get your mother!.!.!." he said!.

the silver box was an elevatorWww@Enter-QA@Com

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