Dirty joke - for a laugh. (Please dont read if offended easily.)?!
Question: Dirty joke - for a laugh!. (Please dont read if offended easily!.)!?
A guy sits at a bar, tossing back the drinks pretty quickly!. He notices a cute girl a couple of stools down doing the same!. He slides down next to her and says:
“I notice you are drinking pretty heavy!. Is there a problem you would like to talk about!?”
She replies “Actually, I am having problems with my boyfriend!. He thinks I am too kinky!.”
Shocked, the man replies “What a coincidence, my wife thinks I am too kinky!.”
A few more drinks follow, the girl says “You know…!. I live right around the corner!. What do you say we go be kinky together!?”
Things progress and they are going at it in her living room, when she says “Let me change into something a little more ……!.comfortable!.”
She goes into the bedroom and puts on latex body suit, 6 inch heels, and dog collar!. When she comes out to the living room, the guy is leaving out the front door!.
“What’s wrong!? Where are you going!?” she says!.
He replies “Home!. I F***ed your cat and S*** in your shoe and now I’m leaving!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
“I notice you are drinking pretty heavy!. Is there a problem you would like to talk about!?”
She replies “Actually, I am having problems with my boyfriend!. He thinks I am too kinky!.”
Shocked, the man replies “What a coincidence, my wife thinks I am too kinky!.”
A few more drinks follow, the girl says “You know…!. I live right around the corner!. What do you say we go be kinky together!?”
Things progress and they are going at it in her living room, when she says “Let me change into something a little more ……!.comfortable!.”
She goes into the bedroom and puts on latex body suit, 6 inch heels, and dog collar!. When she comes out to the living room, the guy is leaving out the front door!.
“What’s wrong!? Where are you going!?” she says!.
He replies “Home!. I F***ed your cat and S*** in your shoe and now I’m leaving!.”Www@Enter-QA@Com
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I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
heres a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.
I wasn't expecting that XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
I wasn't expecting that XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Oh wow!.!.!.!. lmfao!. I was confused at first, but thats great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ohhh no he didn't!!
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