ASSASIN JOKE {HALARIOUS}PrOmIsE?!
Question: ASSASIN JOKE {HALARIOUS}PrOmIsE!?
The CIA had an opening for an assassin!. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman!.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what!. Inside this room you will find your wife, kill her!."
The first man said, "I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for five minutes!. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes!. "I can't kill my wife!."
The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes go home!."
It was the woman's turn!. She was told to kill her husband!. She went in!. They heard shots fired, screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened and there stood the woman!.
She says still panting "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!. I had to beat him to death with the chair!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what!. Inside this room you will find your wife, kill her!."
The first man said, "I could never shoot my wife!."
The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job!."
The second man was given the same instructions!. He took the gun and went into the room!. All was quiet for five minutes!. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes!. "I can't kill my wife!."
The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes go home!."
It was the woman's turn!. She was told to kill her husband!. She went in!. They heard shots fired, screaming, crashing, banging on the walls!. After a few minutes, all was quiet!. The door opened and there stood the woman!.
She says still panting "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks!. I had to beat him to death with the chair!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha!.!.!.i heard this joke b4!.!.n i die laughin every time!.!.!.its so true!.!.women wud jump at any chance to kill a man!.!.no offense adil!.!.!.lol!.!.!.this deff deserves a star! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
lol that was funny
lol!.!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was funny
lol!.!.!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL !.!.
i got a nosebleed from laughing !.!.
hehe !.!.!.
jowkzz !.!.!.
!.!.!.
i want to be an assassin !! ,,
i want to kill my boyfren anyweizz !.!.
hahaha
ROFL !.!.
jowkzz !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i got a nosebleed from laughing !.!.
hehe !.!.!.
jowkzz !.!.!.
!.!.!.
i want to be an assassin !! ,,
i want to kill my boyfren anyweizz !.!.
hahaha
ROFL !.!.
jowkzz !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol heard this last year but still made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL thats so true!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny, but i've heard it before!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolzWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yah !.!.!.!.!.!.!. that was funny !.!.!. good one !!Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats is excellent!.!.!.i havnt had a good laugh 4 a long time!.!.keep it up!.!.!.good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com