Is that a witty retort or what?!
Question: Is that a witty retort or what!?
A man had just finished reading a book called 'How to be the man of the house' He storms in to the kitchen and points a finger into his wifes face and says "From now on I want you to know that I am the man of the house,my word is law, you WILL prepare a gourmet meal for me tonight and everynight!. After that you wil run me a bath and then you will perform your wifely duties in the bedroom and in the morning guess who's going to wash and dress me!?" she replies "the f**king Undertaker!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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now that is one scary retort hope the wife don't read itWww@Enter-QA@Com
See here's where I'm confused: He had to read a book to figure out how to ask her for good food and sex!? No wonder the marriage was doomed, the poor girl was starving in more ways than one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!. vair funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.deadly evenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Good one!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG yes! I wish I would have thought of that!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that's not bad made me chuckle, sure am glad i'm divorced!Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.cute!.!.!.funny
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
excellent!.!.!.awesome!.!.!.!.made my day!.!.!.made me lol!.!.!.good job!.!.!.keep up the good jokes!Www@Enter-QA@Com