Blonde Drivers?!
Question: Blonde Drivers!?
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway!. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
rofl funny!.!.!.lol!.!.!.my faves:
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the the kleenix out of the kleenix box
why did the blonde stare so long at the can of frozen orange juice
the can said concentrate
Why do Blondes like the GST and PST (GST -- Goods and Services Tax ( PST--Provincial Sales Tax)
Because they are easy to spell
!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the the kleenix out of the kleenix box
why did the blonde stare so long at the can of frozen orange juice
the can said concentrate
Why do Blondes like the GST and PST (GST -- Goods and Services Tax ( PST--Provincial Sales Tax)
Because they are easy to spell
!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
wowzersWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's ok!. It reminds me of Dumb and Dumber though!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haven't heard a blond joke that good in a while! lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats good !.!.!. it made me laugh! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yeah we should have a brown haired joke!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!.!.!. nice one!.!.!. XD that made me laff!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com