Is This A Great Dog or What?!


Question: Is This A Great Dog or What!?
A hunter answered his ad

Well that’s a mighty fine lookin dog!.
Thanks, said the trainer!.
Well, show me what he can do!.
Awright hop in the truck and we’ll go out to the back 40!.

They drive to a nearby field!.

C’mon dog git out the truck!. Now, go find’em dog!.

The dog runs to a nearby bush sniffs around runs back to the trainer and scratches his paw 3 times on the ground!.

What the heck does that mean said the hunter!?
That means there’s 3 birds in that there bush!. Now go flush’em dog!.

The dog runs to the bush and flushes out 3 birds!.

Well I’ll be! But that could’a been just lucky, le’me see it again!.
Awright, go find’em dog!.

The dog runs to another bush runs back and scratches 5 times!.

I’m guess’n that means there’s 5 birds in that bush!?
Yep, go flush’em dog!.

The dog runs to the bush and sure enough 5 birds fly out!.

Well now that’s impressive, but I ain’t convinced yet, how’bout one more go at it!?
Gee’s fella! Awright, go find’em dog!.

The dog again runs to a bush sniffs around and this time runs back to the trainer scratches on the ground feverishly, picks up a stick and shakes it like crazy, then humps the trainers leg!.

Well now what the **** does that mean!?
That means there’s more birds in that bush than you can shake a fu**in stick at!
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Answers:
hahah i wish my dumb dog could do thatWww@Enter-QA@Com

I Love it!i never heard that one but it had me laughing out loud!.thanks!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

I DONT GET IT BUT ITS IIGHT!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Huh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

its okkkkkkkWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats funny have a star!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i think its funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

That is a good one!.
Never heard it before!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL! For a minute I thought this was going to be like the one about the guy walking behind a hearse with a dog on a leash!. He was followed by a line of about 50 men!. A passerby is intrigued and walks to the guy walking behind the hearse and offers his condolences then asks "Why are you walking with a dog!?" The guy explains that it's his dog and it had attacked and killed his wife then, when his mother-in-law tried to intervene, the dog killed her, too!. The passerby says "Can I borrow the dog!?" and the widower says "Get in line!."Www@Enter-QA@Com



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