MY ALL TIME FaVoRiTe JOKE OF 08?!
Question: MY ALL TIME FaVoRiTe JOKE OF 08!?
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.HELLOOO!!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!.
March - Got really excited!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.power went out!.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet!.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition!.!.!.learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm!.!.!.car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it!?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.HELLOOO!!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!.
March - Got really excited!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.power went out!.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet!.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition!.!.!.learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm!.!.!.car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it!?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there'sWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha luved them !.!.!. but didn't you post this jokes olready!?!.!.!. anyweizz !.!. it still makes me laugh !.!. hehe LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
This is a great joke I gave you a star because:
A: it is that good
B: I will always be able to refer to it
C: So many other people did , and I'm easily ledWww@Enter-QA@Com
A: it is that good
B: I will always be able to refer to it
C: So many other people did , and I'm easily ledWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious, thanks for the laughs!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Doh ! Ting!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I like April and January!.
I love them!!! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love them!!! Star!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, nice! ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
cute, have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its my ALL TIME favorite!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i shud soo tell a blonde these jokes!.!.=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
they were nice
i had once posted this on one of my answers!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
they were nice
i had once posted this on one of my answers!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com