Have you heard this joke.A hillbilly farmer who wanted?!
Question: Have you heard this joke!.A hillbilly farmer who wanted!?
to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
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just posted!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.AGAIN!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and again
that joke turns over on this site more than i do in bed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that joke turns over on this site more than i do in bed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i take it as the two stared words refer to black people!?!?
funni anyway!
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funni anyway!
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not funny at all -probably even offensive to someWww@Enter-QA@Com
What!?!?!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
no!.
and i dont get it!.
or maybe i get it but i just dont think its funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and i dont get it!.
or maybe i get it but i just dont think its funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hadn't heard of it!. And I didn't find it funny eitherWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's a new one for me and worth remembering!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!. That is a great one!.!. star 4 u!.!.!. brightened me up!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No I haven't heard it but I don't find in that funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
now that's funny, i don't care who you are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine!.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya!.!.!. where ya from, boy!?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa!."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa!?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist!."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist!.!.!. now just what th' hell is a taxidermist!?"
The guy says, "I mount animals!."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
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A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla!. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle!.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem!. The gorilla was in heat!. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available!.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages!. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species!.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution!. Ed was approached with a proposition!. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500!? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully!.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions!.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her!. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this!."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition!.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says: "You ain't from around here, are ya!.!.!. where ya from, boy!?"
The guy says, "I'm from Iowa!."
The bartender asks, "What th' hell you do in Iowa!?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist!."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist!.!.!. now just what th' hell is a taxidermist!?"
The guy says, "I mount animals!."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's OK boys, he's one of us!"
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A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla!. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very "in the mood", and difficult to handle!.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem!. The gorilla was in heat!. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available!.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals' cages!. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species!.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution!. Ed was approached with a proposition!. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500!? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully!.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions!.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her!. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this!."
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition!.
"Well," said Ed, "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500!."Www@Enter-QA@Com