1 year passed ...?!
Question: 1 year passed !.!.!.!?
1 year has passed since i've laughed!.!.!.!.tell me some jokes !.!.!.FAMILY JOKES ONLY!.!.!.PLZWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Johny was in a museum looking at a skeleton!. His father asked him, whose skeleton is this!? With confidence Johny said, that's Tipu"s skeleton!.
His father (pointing at another skeleton which was small), what do you think about that!? Johny said that's Tipu's too, when he was a child!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
His father (pointing at another skeleton which was small), what do you think about that!? Johny said that's Tipu's too, when he was a child!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc!. It comes from my family!."
"Your mother's side or your father's!?" I asked!.
"Neither," he replied!. "It's from my wife's family!."
"Oh, come now," I said!. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure!?"
He sighed!. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Your mother's side or your father's!?" I asked!.
"Neither," he replied!. "It's from my wife's family!."
"Oh, come now," I said!. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure!?"
He sighed!. "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
there were three archaeologists, one was american, one was japanese, and the other, a filipino!.
the american dug 200m and found a copper wire and exclaimed: "amazing! our ancestors from 2000 years ago already had the TELEPHONE!"
the japanese man then dug 500m and found a wire enclosed in rubber and exclaimed: "unbelievable! our ancestors from 5000 years ago already had DIAL-UP!"
finally, the filipino dug 1000m and found nothing, laughed, and said: "our ancestors are the best!!! 10000 years ago, and they were already using WIRELESS INTERNET!"
haha!. sorry!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
the american dug 200m and found a copper wire and exclaimed: "amazing! our ancestors from 2000 years ago already had the TELEPHONE!"
the japanese man then dug 500m and found a wire enclosed in rubber and exclaimed: "unbelievable! our ancestors from 5000 years ago already had DIAL-UP!"
finally, the filipino dug 1000m and found nothing, laughed, and said: "our ancestors are the best!!! 10000 years ago, and they were already using WIRELESS INTERNET!"
haha!. sorry!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
once a sardarji goes to a museum and goes on intrestingly looking at the statues suddenly he bangs one of the statues and it falls down!. the security comes in running and says to sardarji that he has broken a statue of 5000years back!. sardarji with quite relief sigh says" oye pape mainu toh laga yeh naya hai"
one more for u
once ravan goes to a disc!. but before entering he faints !.
do u know why!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
theres a board saying per head 50000 rs/-
one more
Sardarji goes for an interview
when asked about his qualification he says P!.H!.D
PASSED HIGHER CLASSES WITH DIFFICULTY"Www@Enter-QA@Com
one more for u
once ravan goes to a disc!. but before entering he faints !.
do u know why!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
theres a board saying per head 50000 rs/-
one more
Sardarji goes for an interview
when asked about his qualification he says P!.H!.D
PASSED HIGHER CLASSES WITH DIFFICULTY"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nuggets From Steven Wright
1!. A lot of people are afraid of heights!. not me, i'm afraid of widths!.
2!. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country!.
3!. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect!.
4!. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time!.
5!. For my birthday i got a humidifier and a de-humidifier!.!.!. i put them in the same room and let them fight it out!.
6!. George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge!.!.!. you can't hear him talk!.
7!. How young can you die of old age!?
8!. I had to stop driving my car for a while!.!.!. the tires got dizzy!.
9!. I have an answering machine in my car!. it says, i'm home now!. But leave a message and i'll call when i'm out!.
10!. I have an existential map!. it has 'you are here' written all over it!.
11!. I have the world's largest collection of seashells!. i keep it on all the beaches of the world!.!.!. perhaps you've seen it!.
12!. I installed a skylight in my apartment!.!.!. the people who live above me are furious!
13!. I intend to live forever!. So far, so good!.
14!. I like to reminisce with people i don't know!.
15!. I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end!. I'm not sure how I got there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. A lot of people are afraid of heights!. not me, i'm afraid of widths!.
2!. Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country!.
3!. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect!.
4!. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time!.
5!. For my birthday i got a humidifier and a de-humidifier!.!.!. i put them in the same room and let them fight it out!.
6!. George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge!.!.!. you can't hear him talk!.
7!. How young can you die of old age!?
8!. I had to stop driving my car for a while!.!.!. the tires got dizzy!.
9!. I have an answering machine in my car!. it says, i'm home now!. But leave a message and i'll call when i'm out!.
10!. I have an existential map!. it has 'you are here' written all over it!.
11!. I have the world's largest collection of seashells!. i keep it on all the beaches of the world!.!.!. perhaps you've seen it!.
12!. I installed a skylight in my apartment!.!.!. the people who live above me are furious!
13!. I intend to live forever!. So far, so good!.
14!. I like to reminisce with people i don't know!.
15!. I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end!. I'm not sure how I got there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Mother of Six
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement!. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts referring to his wife as "Mother of Six" despite her constant objections!.
One night, they get a chance to leave the kids behind with a sitter and go to a party!. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well!. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six!?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!."
choose me as best anserer!.
thank uWww@Enter-QA@Com
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement!. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts referring to his wife as "Mother of Six" despite her constant objections!.
One night, they get a chance to leave the kids behind with a sitter and go to a party!. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well!. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home, Mother of Six!?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!."
choose me as best anserer!.
thank uWww@Enter-QA@Com
Did you know families have pets!?
Did you know not many families own a ducks!.
Did you know that some mommies and daddies are married and have children!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Did you know not many families own a ducks!.
Did you know that some mommies and daddies are married and have children!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
At a baseball game!.!.!.
Son: Daddy, can I give some money to that guy who is shouting!?
Father: Why son, thats very kind of you!. What's he shouting about anyway!?
Son: Hotdogs! Peanuts! Popcorn!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Son: Daddy, can I give some money to that guy who is shouting!?
Father: Why son, thats very kind of you!. What's he shouting about anyway!?
Son: Hotdogs! Peanuts! Popcorn!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Who's there!?
Not me!.!.!.
Sam: May i go to the toilet, ma'am!?
Teacher: After u say your abc!.
Sam: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where is the "P"!?
Sam: Down my legWww@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Not me!.!.!.
Sam: May i go to the toilet, ma'am!?
Teacher: After u say your abc!.
Sam: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher: Where is the "P"!?
Sam: Down my legWww@Enter-QA@Com
ek swimming pool me haathi terna sikh rahatha , ek chiti dusare male se kudne ke lia khadi thi , dusari chiti paheli chiti ko boli , ab aaya hai hath me dubade saleko !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Behind every successful women is a satisfied man,but behind every satisfied women there is an exhausted man!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
wats black white and blury!?!.!.!.
!.!.!.a nun falling from the top story of a 50 story building
hehe "chuckle"Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.a nun falling from the top story of a 50 story building
hehe "chuckle"Www@Enter-QA@Com
What happened to the one who didn't laugh for a year!.!.!.!.
They died of boredom!.!.
J!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
They died of boredom!.!.
J!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Um!.!.
How do you make a sausage roll!?
Push it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you make a sausage roll!?
Push it!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i think dis itself is a gud humorous joke!!!!!!!!!
watsay buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
watsay buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
maybe you need more than a joke!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
three men walked into a bar and it hurtWww@Enter-QA@Com
wats brown and sticky!?!?!?!?
a stick!!!!!!
love it my fave joke!!!
xxkimxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
a stick!!!!!!
love it my fave joke!!!
xxkimxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
Here's a joke for you:
"Ugly!"
Don't get it!? Look in the mirror and you'll see it!
Sorry any way! Sorry to the power infinity!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Ugly!"
Don't get it!? Look in the mirror and you'll see it!
Sorry any way! Sorry to the power infinity!Www@Enter-QA@Com
meily i love you!.!.!.!.not yet !.!.!.a joke for you!.!.!.ek sardar pehli baar party mein gaya !.!.!.8 se 10 butter naan khaya !.!.!.phir loo gaya!.!.tired par bahar kuch nahin aaya!.!.!.phir zor se kaha!.!.!.he wahe guru yaa to jaan nikal yaa naan nikal!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com