Aristocratic riddle?!
Question: Aristocratic riddle!?
There were 6 guests at my dinner party!. Lady Plumpass sat next to Sir Skinnybottom and The Earl of Soho drank brandy!. The pheasant was served after the lobster bisque and Baron Von Flatulence was last to finish dessert!. The person at the head of the table wore red, and there was one vegetarian, and one cigar smoker!. Who won at poker!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I do remember after I served the pheasant, the vegetarian, (pardon me mum)
up-chucked her lemon watered tea and parsley flake soup
(ordered special)by the chef d'parte!.
The spew landed close enough to the cigar to snuff it out!.
The ashed end which dropped into his lap, disturbed the poor rotter causing a disturbance fitting of a mule in heat!.
Ahh the distraction! well it lasted long enough for the quick switch of cards m'lady!.
Now, as an employee!. I have signed the "do not repeat what you see here in my house", Form Article 7 # 2384 Will I be canned if I do!?
Will I be flogged if I don't!?
Please refer to the "You better bloody tell me you peons", Clause # 757 Article 3 #2345sub-section 2a!.
I am a simple soul, and very afraid of flogging!. So I will need you to explain!.
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up-chucked her lemon watered tea and parsley flake soup
(ordered special)by the chef d'parte!.
The spew landed close enough to the cigar to snuff it out!.
The ashed end which dropped into his lap, disturbed the poor rotter causing a disturbance fitting of a mule in heat!.
Ahh the distraction! well it lasted long enough for the quick switch of cards m'lady!.
Now, as an employee!. I have signed the "do not repeat what you see here in my house", Form Article 7 # 2384 Will I be canned if I do!?
Will I be flogged if I don't!?
Please refer to the "You better bloody tell me you peons", Clause # 757 Article 3 #2345sub-section 2a!.
I am a simple soul, and very afraid of flogging!. So I will need you to explain!.
What!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
That, if Im not mistaken would be ME !!!!! As Im often fond of you aka Felicity letting me pokerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tockerz!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hope it was you me Lady!.Www@Enter-QA@Com