Would your teacher dare ask this??!
Question: Would your teacher dare ask this!?!?
A first-grade teacher, Ms!. Brooks, was having
trouble with one of her students!.
The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem!?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st
grade!. My sister is in the 3rd
grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms!. Brooks had had enough!. She took Harry to the
principal's office!.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was!. The principal told Ms!.
Brooks he would give the boy a
test!. If he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the 1st
grade and behave!. She agreed!.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test!.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3!?'
Harry: '9!.'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6!?'
Harry: '36!.'
A nd so it went with every question the
principal thought a 3rd grader
should know!.
The principal looks at Ms!. Brooks and tells her,
'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade!.'
Ms!. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask
him some questions!.'
The principal and Harry both agreed!.
Ms!. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of!?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs!.'
Ms!. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have!?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a
question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets!.'
Ms!. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps
into!?'
Harry: 'Pants!.'
Ms!. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid!?'
Harry: 'Coconut!.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging
open!.
Ms!. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then
comes out soft and sticky!?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and
before he could stop the answer,
Harry replied, 'Bubble gum!.'
Ms!. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs!?'
Harry: 'Shake hands!.'
The principal was trembling!.
Ms!. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and
ends in 'UCK' that means a lot of
heat and excitement!?'
Harry: 'Firetruck!.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told
the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
trouble with one of her students!.
The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem!?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st
grade!. My sister is in the 3rd
grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I
should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms!. Brooks had had enough!. She took Harry to the
principal's office!.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the
teacher explained to the principal
what the situation was!. The principal told Ms!.
Brooks he would give the boy a
test!. If he failed to answer any of his questions
he was to go back to the 1st
grade and behave!. She agreed!.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were
explained to him and he agreed to take the test!.
Principal: 'What is 3 x 3!?'
Harry: '9!.'
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6!?'
Harry: '36!.'
A nd so it went with every question the
principal thought a 3rd grader
should know!.
The principal looks at Ms!. Brooks and tells her,
'I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade!.'
Ms!. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask
him some questions!.'
The principal and Harry both agreed!.
Ms!. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of
that I have only two of!?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs!.'
Ms!. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have
but I do not have!?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a
question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets!.'
Ms!. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps
into!?'
Harry: 'Pants!.'
Ms!. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T,
is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid!?'
Harry: 'Coconut!.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging
open!.
Ms!. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then
comes out soft and sticky!?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and
before he could stop the answer,
Harry replied, 'Bubble gum!.'
Ms!. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a
woman does sitting down and a
dog does on three legs!?'
Harry: 'Shake hands!.'
The principal was trembling!.
Ms!. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and
ends in 'UCK' that means a lot of
heat and excitement!?'
Harry: 'Firetruck!.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told
the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omgg!.
that put a smile on my face!.
HILARIOUS!.
have a star!.
this joke rocks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
that put a smile on my face!.
HILARIOUS!.
have a star!.
this joke rocks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Seriously, who would believe that!? A first grade teacher would never do that if she was qualified, the principal would suspend her or give her a warning, and the first grader would have said "ooooooooohh" or "what does that mean!?" so,no, i think that a first grade teacher wouldn't and shouldn't ask that!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!
no the deffinatly wouldn't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no the deffinatly wouldn't!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
NO! Definately not!. Especially to a Grade One!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha that was amazingg!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha
no obviouslyWww@Enter-QA@Com
no obviouslyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!! :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
that was so funny and i was on the edge of my seat when harry was answering the questions!. Too Cute!!!!
Awesome!!!! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awesome!!!! : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
(you forgot this part)
"put harry in the 5th grade because i got all of those questions wrong!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"put harry in the 5th grade because i got all of those questions wrong!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha Thats Goood :) xWww@Enter-QA@Com
star!.!.!.hilarious!.!.!.gotta send 2 my sis!.!.!.shes a teacherWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats hilarousWww@Enter-QA@Com
that was awesome!Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg thats hilarousWww@Enter-QA@Com
That kid sounds like he'd be dangerous no matter where you put him!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha that funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahahah! Lol!. No, my teacher would never ask me this! It's funny though! Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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TEACHER ALWAYS TRY TO HOLD YOU DOWN!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
YES, THATS FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL omg my sides hurt that is hilarious, owww!!! my sides seriously ache!. i think that teacher will lose her job lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Is this supposed to be funny!.!.!. go ahead i don't care if u give me a low rating that was a crappy a ** joke if it was!. just awfulWww@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!!!! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Smart kid!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL that is so funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i wish!.
and i wouldn't give the answers that Harry did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and i wouldn't give the answers that Harry did!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whew! I was getting nervous on that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
no she'll be like is tht approaiteWww@Enter-QA@Com