Some more wedding humour - like them or not?!
Question: Some more wedding humour - like them or not!?
It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!
Son: Is it true!? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries!. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married!.!.!.!. and then it was too late!"
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock!.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why!. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why!.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her!. They got married, and now he is going through HELL!.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence!.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger!?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man!."
Man is incomplete until he is married!. Then he is really finished!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Son: Is it true!? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries!. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married!.!.!.!. and then it was too late!"
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock!.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why!. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why!.
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her!. They got married, and now he is going through HELL!.
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defence!.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger!?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man!."
Man is incomplete until he is married!. Then he is really finished!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
why is it you only learn these things when you are married!. I hope you are not trying to scare of your contacts who are tying the knot shortly!. hahaha pmslWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good humour!. Funnnnnnnnnny!. HahehehehehWww@Enter-QA@Com
, Be happy, before and after your marriage!. They are participating it,!. only; please do not be bothered!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
If a man closes the door of the car slowly, either the car must be new or the wife!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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really nice!. good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
really nice!. good jobWww@Enter-QA@Com
i really liked both youre marriage humors have a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha, love em hun, pmslWww@Enter-QA@Com
these r the best wedding jokes i had ever heard!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Pmsl!. some real gems there!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.A star for u!.Www@Enter-QA@Com