Some wedding humour - What do you think of these?!
Question: Some wedding humour - What do you think of these!?
Two of my Answers contacts are getting married this summer so I thought I would post some wedding humour!.
Marriage is not a word!. It is a sentence (a life sentence!)!.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters!.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes!.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endue-Ring
Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens!.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens!.
- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Marriage is not a word!. It is a sentence (a life sentence!)!.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters!.
Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes!.
Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" :
- The Engagement Ring
- The Wedding Ring
- The Suffer-Ring
- The Endue-Ring
Married life is full of excitement and frustration :
- In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens!.
- In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens!.
- In the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Thanks for those hun, think i have changed my mind about getting wed now, pmsl (only joking, lol)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Good!.!.!. especially this one
Marriage is not a word!. It is a sentence (a life sentence!)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Marriage is not a word!. It is a sentence (a life sentence!)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
cool !.!.!.!.!. very nice!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. the marrige in the third year is good it happens in most houses!.ha ha ha !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe i like the humour in those!. that is a great start to someone who is just getting married!. pmslWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!.Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahaha I really like the last one!. I hope they don't see this!.!.!. Ooops to late one of them has!.Www@Enter-QA@Com