~I like this so I'll bring it back, don't you like this?~?!
Question: ~I like this so I'll bring it back, don't you like this!?~!?
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide!."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide!?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband!."
The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen!. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife!.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different!. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide!?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband!."
The pharmacist's eye got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!. That's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen!. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife!.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different!. You didn't tell me you had a prescription!. "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
baha thats fabulous i totally love it =]]Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMFG!!! that's hilarious!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha!!!! i never heard that one before, good thing you brought it back!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
loved it the first time still lovin it!.!.xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
I've heard this one before, it's still funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol yes yes i do like that =)Www@Enter-QA@Com