~does this sound like a dr. or what?~?!

Let me tell you about my doctor!.
He's very good!.
If you tell him you want a second opinion,
he'll go out and come in again!.
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Another time he gave a patient six months to live!.
At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,
so the doctor gave him another six months!.
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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible!."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him!."
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,
"Doctor, doctor!! -my son just swallowed a roll of film!!"
The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and see what develops!."
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I remember one time I told my doctor I
had a ringing in my ears!. His advice: "Don't answer it!."
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
he told me to stop going to those places!.
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You know, doctors can be so frustrating!.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
then he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner!."Www@Enter-QA@Com

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