Should the judge thank me..."Conan, I have reviewed this case very carefull!
Question: Should the judge thank me!.!.!."Conan, I have reviewed this case very carefully,"!?
the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week!."
"That's very fair, your honor," conan said!. "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself!."
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try this joke!.!.!.
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls!. We went up to the first pen and there
was a sign attached that said,' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR!.'
My wife nudged me in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50
times last year!.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said,''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR!.'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice
a week! You could learn a lot from him!.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'!.
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
said, 'That's once a day!. You could REALLY learn something from this
one!.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow!.'
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"That's very fair, your honor," conan said!. "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself!."
!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
try this joke!.!.!.
My wife and I went to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits we
stopped at was the breeding bulls!. We went up to the first pen and there
was a sign attached that said,' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR!.'
My wife nudged me in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50
times last year!.'
We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said,''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR!.'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice
a week! You could learn a lot from him!.'
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
in capital letters,'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'!.
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
said, 'That's once a day!. You could REALLY learn something from this
one!.'
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with
the same cow!.'
My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I
should eventually make a full recoveryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!. I liked the bull joke! Very funny, I hope I can share this one with the rest of my friends! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Heard the first one before but not the second!. Both brilliant, keep up the good work!Www@Enter-QA@Com