I posted this yesterday..Joke does ....God Loves us Aussies?!

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days!. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day!.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been!?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made!."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it!?"
"It's a planet, replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it!. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance"
"Balance!?" inquired Michael, still confused!.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot!. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people" God continued, pointing to different countries!. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will bevery cold and covered in ice"

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass in the bottom corner and asked, "What's that one!?"
"Ah" said God!. "That's Australia, the most glorious place on Earth!. There are beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, stream and an exquisite coastline!. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world!. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace!. I'm also going to
give them super-human, undefeatable rugby and cricket players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them"!.

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then "You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely!. "Wait until you see the ugly, whingeing, sheep loving Kiwi bastards I'm putting next to them"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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