Question: Are there any jokes for dancers or dancing in that matter ?!
Question: Question: Are there any jokes for dancers or dancing in that matter !?
like you know many jopkes aboput doctors, lawyers, etc; but are there any so to say 'professional' jokes about dancersWww@Enter-QA@Com
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An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances!. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor!. That night the husband gets up to go the kitchen and the wife asks for a dish of ice cream, suggesting that maybe he write it down!. He says "I don't need to write it down" She says "Well I want Strawberries on it, so maybe you better write it down" "I don"t need to write it down" He says and walks off in a huff!. Twenty minutes later he comes back with a plate of bacon and eggs!. "I told you to write it down" she says, "You forgot my toast"!.
Q!. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb!? A!. Five!!.!.!.Six!!.!.!.Seven!!.!.!.Eight!
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend!. Why!? Was he a better dancer!? Don't know, I never met him!.
Q!. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party!? A!. A One Liner!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together!? Because they both looked sharp!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q!. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb!? A!. Five!!.!.!.Six!!.!.!.Seven!!.!.!.Eight!
My dance partner dumped me for my best friend!. Why!? Was he a better dancer!? Don't know, I never met him!.
Q!. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party!? A!. A One Liner!
Why did the two knives go to the dance together!? Because they both looked sharp!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i really liked the 2 oneWww@Enter-QA@Com