Which of these two short blonde jokes is beter?!


Question: Which of these two short blonde jokes is beter!?
there was a blonde a red head and a brunette and they were about to be shot!. the Executioner said do you have any last words!
the red head said yes earth quake so every one run around thinking that there was an earthquake the red head got away!.
the brunette siad yes land slide every one ran around the brunette got away!.
the blonde who just got what they had done said fire!!
and she fell down dead!.


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This blonde called 911, screaming "Help me, Help me my house is on fire"!.

The dispatch said "Mam, please calm down!. I need to get some information from you"!.

Again the blonde yelled "Help me, Help me my house is on fire"!.

The dispatch said "Mam calm down, How do we get to your house!?"!.

The blonde replied "Duh!.!.!. In the big red truck"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Both are funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I've got one,

So a blonde, brunette, and a red head were running from the cops!. They came upon a potato farm!. The blonde hid in a field of potatoes, the brunette his in a flock of sheep, and the red head hid in a field of cows!. So the cops come and they go to the sheep field, "Is anyone here!?" "BAAAAAAAAAAAA" They go to the cow field, "Is anyone in here" MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" They go to the potat o field, "Is anyone in here!?" "POTATO!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

#2 was better!. I had heard them both, but #2 always makes me laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i heard the first one b4 but i still laughed
the second one was sooo lol
u no all firefighters do is sit around washing their big red truck
and acting heroicWww@Enter-QA@Com

The first one was not at all funny, second was much better, still not all that funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

hahahah no 2 lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

The first one is much funnier!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i like the 1st one even tho i have heard it sooo many timesWww@Enter-QA@Com

the 2nd one is funny

*****Www@Enter-QA@Com

No!.2 coz I haven't heard it before!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The first one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's a tough one!. don't think either are really too good but i'd have to go with second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

dont get either one!.!.!.sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com

there were both funny but second one was a little bit funnierWww@Enter-QA@Com

The first was the topper!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Like them both!. You don't like blondes!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

i found both of them funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol, both funny, but i think 2nd one is betterWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol they are both funny but i like the second oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

star!.!.i like the second one!.!.!.lol
hers a few u may like if i may give u




These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.

They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.



!.Did you hear about the blonde that was fired at the M&M company!?
They caught her throwing away all the W'S!.

why cant blonds make koolaid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups of water in the tiny koolaid packet

why did the blond stare at the can of frozen orange juice
the can said concentrateWww@Enter-QA@Com



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