I just wrote a joke with no ending. The person with the best entry earns ten poi!
Question: I just wrote a joke with no ending!. The person with the best entry earns ten points and a thumbs up!. Ready!?
Bill was walking down the hill, one rainy day
The ground was slippery, and streams cascaded beautifully
So he walked a slow steady pace, to avoid slipping
But his heel caught something, and he was hurled down tumbling
Bill was rolling down the hill, like a loose wheel
His head was hurting, his body bruising, he thought he was a'dying
But a cow grazing down below, was on Bill's downward path
It looked above and saw poor Bill, frightened as a cat
Now Falling Bill, his face contorting, saw the cow below
He let out a sigh, and managed a smile, because the cow would thwart his fall
With his eyes now closed, Bill awaited the collision
And the cow now stupefied, much more, terrified, made a last-second decision!.!.!.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a tease
But I enjoy a good joke, and admire comedic wit
So if you're creative and capable, with some time to spare
Five stars, they are yours, if you impress and entertainWww@Enter-QA@Com
The ground was slippery, and streams cascaded beautifully
So he walked a slow steady pace, to avoid slipping
But his heel caught something, and he was hurled down tumbling
Bill was rolling down the hill, like a loose wheel
His head was hurting, his body bruising, he thought he was a'dying
But a cow grazing down below, was on Bill's downward path
It looked above and saw poor Bill, frightened as a cat
Now Falling Bill, his face contorting, saw the cow below
He let out a sigh, and managed a smile, because the cow would thwart his fall
With his eyes now closed, Bill awaited the collision
And the cow now stupefied, much more, terrified, made a last-second decision!.!.!.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a tease
But I enjoy a good joke, and admire comedic wit
So if you're creative and capable, with some time to spare
Five stars, they are yours, if you impress and entertainWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
(* = a)
Bill was tumbling down again,
Without thinking it might rain!.
Just then there was a lightnin' n roarin' in the dark,
But was it a storm!? What was it!?
Eww! His fire f*rt!
And so said I he went a-tumble,
in the mix of forest-jungle,
rolled faster to get away
for the smell he created, it was here to stay!
He fell into a chasm, deep and wide;
with his f*rt racing by his side
then, when he was to CRASH,
do you think, instead, there was there a SPLASH!?
No, nothing of that sort,
just then made he a violent snort,
all the g*s got a-mix-n-match;
became helium, not that lightning fast!
It is said to be less dense than air
Pick up Bill with all its cheer
and said, "Bill O Creator,
you are our master, great and humble;
Creating us in the mist of tumble!.
Will you please say,
For creating us, can we ever repay!?"
Saved, he floated up to the cliff
Just because of his creation,
which many dislike without proper reason!.
So learnt Bill, the lesson of the day,
Give and never want repay!
And Billed was saved by all his g*s,
So do you think it was all that bad!?
(If you enjoyed my bit of comedy,
then just get up,
'n gimme points;
best answer n' thumbs up!
Just remember, this isn't spam;
whoever rates it low, I'm sorry, Sir or Ma'am
I just gave thou comedy as wanted
nothing more than thee!
I just want you people and the Asker
you all merry be!
with no one here to understand
thou give ratings low without reason
I ask thee, how is it gonna easen!?
Better read it first
than low rating without reason!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Bill was tumbling down again,
Without thinking it might rain!.
Just then there was a lightnin' n roarin' in the dark,
But was it a storm!? What was it!?
Eww! His fire f*rt!
And so said I he went a-tumble,
in the mix of forest-jungle,
rolled faster to get away
for the smell he created, it was here to stay!
He fell into a chasm, deep and wide;
with his f*rt racing by his side
then, when he was to CRASH,
do you think, instead, there was there a SPLASH!?
No, nothing of that sort,
just then made he a violent snort,
all the g*s got a-mix-n-match;
became helium, not that lightning fast!
It is said to be less dense than air
Pick up Bill with all its cheer
and said, "Bill O Creator,
you are our master, great and humble;
Creating us in the mist of tumble!.
Will you please say,
For creating us, can we ever repay!?"
Saved, he floated up to the cliff
Just because of his creation,
which many dislike without proper reason!.
So learnt Bill, the lesson of the day,
Give and never want repay!
And Billed was saved by all his g*s,
So do you think it was all that bad!?
(If you enjoyed my bit of comedy,
then just get up,
'n gimme points;
best answer n' thumbs up!
Just remember, this isn't spam;
whoever rates it low, I'm sorry, Sir or Ma'am
I just gave thou comedy as wanted
nothing more than thee!
I just want you people and the Asker
you all merry be!
with no one here to understand
thou give ratings low without reason
I ask thee, how is it gonna easen!?
Better read it first
than low rating without reason!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
and turned around and crapped a big one so bill would have a soft landing!. Bill looked around him seeing what he was sitting in!.!. and he said "Well ain't this some bullSh*T!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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to get his drunk ar$e off the f*cking merry go 'roundWww@Enter-QA@Com
Then the cow decided to run for Falling Bill and saved him!. Falling Bill kissed the cow and suddenly the cow turned into a girl!. Then Bill laughed out loud!. The girl/ cow spanked Bill and then they both started laughing as if someone is tickling them!. Then they started to kiss each other!. They liked it and got married by each other!. Then the girl/ cow kissed Bill where Bill kissed him first!. Then a magic happened because the girl/ cow turned into a cow again and so Bill said " Help! Help! A cow is a witch and I am already married at the witch! " And so the police came and killed the poor cow!. Then Bill started laughing because the cow turned into a girl again!. The girl/ cow started laughing because Bill is losing his mind and went to the Mental Hospital!. The police was confused because Bill is there losing his breath!. Then Bill died!. The girl/ cow is giving Bill a hard time on Hell!.
This ending signifies that true love is hard to find!. And beware on Love-At-First-Sight!. ? is hard to find!!
The End!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This ending signifies that true love is hard to find!. And beware on Love-At-First-Sight!. ? is hard to find!!
The End!.Www@Enter-QA@Com