Is there a funny joke you can tell me? No gross stuff please....?!


Question: Is there a funny joke you can tell me!? No gross stuff please!.!.!.!.!?
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One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way!.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle!. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle!. The copilot is using a guide dog!. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses!.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke!. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway!.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness!. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance!.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking!. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical!.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once!. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne!.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!”

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A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track!. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes!.

Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell!. The Game Warden was hot on his heels!.

After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the Game Warden finally caught up to him!.

“Let’s see yer fishin’ license, Boy!” the Warden gasped!.

With that, the boy pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license!.

“Well, son,” said the Game Warden!. “You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don’t have to run from me if you have a valid license!”

“Yes, sir,” replied the young guy!. “But my friend back there, well, he don’t have one!.”

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There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting “88, 88, 88, 88…” until a blonde came up to her and said, “that looks like fun, can I try!?” The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, “88, 88, 88, 88!.!.” “Well,” said the brunette, “that is fun!. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street” So the blonde said “OK” and stood in the middle of the street!. “88, 88, 88, 88-” BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened!. Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, “89, 89, 89, 89…

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A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad!. After a thorough examination the doctor calls him into his office and says “I have some bad news!. You have HAGS!.” “What is HAGS” the man asks!. “It’s herpes, AIDS,gonorrhea, and syphilis” says the doctor!. “Oh my God” says the man!. “What are you going to do!?”"We are going to put you in an isolated room and feed you pancakes and pizza!.” “Is that going to help me” says the man!. “No” says the doctor!. “But it’s the only food we can think of that we can slide under the door”

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