Help! I need a funny joke to grab a girl's attention!?!
Question: Help! I need a funny joke to grab a girl's attention!!?
I need to text message a relatively short joke to a girl I like!. I'm looking for something a bit naughty and flirty (and hilarious, of course) but that isn't crude and over-the-top!.
By the way, I LOVE over-the-top jokes; but please!.!.!.I'm begging you!.!.!.I'm looking for something sendable that won't offend!
Who am I kidding!? Give me the over-the-top jokes, too!. :-D
BTW, please don't link me to external web sites!. I'm so over Jokes!.com!. Just give me the funny joke, please!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
By the way, I LOVE over-the-top jokes; but please!.!.!.I'm begging you!.!.!.I'm looking for something sendable that won't offend!
Who am I kidding!? Give me the over-the-top jokes, too!. :-D
BTW, please don't link me to external web sites!. I'm so over Jokes!.com!. Just give me the funny joke, please!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
heres a few:
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living!?
Are you a parking ticket!? (What!?) You got fine written all over you!.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me!?
Do you know karate!? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity!.
those are just a few! If you want anymore try this site!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living!?
Are you a parking ticket!? (What!?) You got fine written all over you!.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me!?
Do you know karate!? 'Cause your body is really kickin'!.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity!.
those are just a few! If you want anymore try this site!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses!. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed!. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services!.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what!?" LMAO!!! (just in case any of you didnt get, he shot his friend to "make sure he was dead instead of checking for a pulse!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do!?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help!. First, let's make sure he's dead!." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard!. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what!?" LMAO!!! (just in case any of you didnt get, he shot his friend to "make sure he was dead instead of checking for a pulse!.)Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats cookin good lookin!?
and then laugh and say sorry im not good at the whole pick up line thing:) she'll think its cute!
my g-pa sed that to my g-ma and they've been together for 60 years!Www@Enter-QA@Com
and then laugh and say sorry im not good at the whole pick up line thing:) she'll think its cute!
my g-pa sed that to my g-ma and they've been together for 60 years!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why did the chicken cross the road!? to get to the other side hahahhahahahahahahahahah that one always works for me!. wait a second I'm single jk lol rofl haahhahahahahhaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Short N Sharp
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside!?
A: K9P!. (canine pee)
Hope it helpsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside!?
A: K9P!. (canine pee)
Hope it helpsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Are you jamaican!? Cuz your jamaican me crazy!
(no offense to awesome jamaicans!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
(no offense to awesome jamaicans!)Www@Enter-QA@Com
wow you're eager!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work!. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway!.
"Oh my God - hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window!. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window! It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied!. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window!. As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them!. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could!. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer!.
"Do you always run in the nude!?" one asked!.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air!. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side!. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm!?"
Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly!. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run!?"
"Nope, only when it's raining!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Oh my God - hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window!. My husband's home early!" "I can't jump out the window! It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!" she replied!. "He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes, and jumps out the window!. As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them!. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could!. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer!.
"Do you always run in the nude!?" one asked!.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping for air!. "It feels so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side!. "Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm!?"
Oh, yes" our friend answered breathlessly!. "That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you run!?"
"Nope, only when it's raining!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Please be careful with humor!. It's the easiest way to make things blow up in your face!. Most girls would rather hear something sweet and complimentary anyway!.Www@Enter-QA@Com