A dinner you would rather forget....?!
Question: A dinner you would rather forget!.!.!.!.!?
A young man called Peter invited his mum round for dinner!.
During the course of the meal the Mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter’s flat mate was!.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between them and this made her more curious!.
During the course of the meal Peter saw his Mother’s expression and said "I know what you must be thinking but Simon and I are just good friends"
About a week later Simon came to Peter and said "Ever since your Mother was here I can't find the frying pan!. You don’t think she took it do you!?"
Peter e-mailed his mum saying "I am not saying that you did take the frying pan from my house and I’m not saying that you did not take the frying pan but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner…"
Several days later Peter received a reply from his Mother
“Dear son I’m not saying that you do sleep with Simon and I am not saying that you do not sleep with Simon, but the fact remains if he had been sleeping in his own bed he would have found the frying pan by now"!.
Love mum!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
During the course of the meal the Mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Peter’s flat mate was!.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between them and this made her more curious!.
During the course of the meal Peter saw his Mother’s expression and said "I know what you must be thinking but Simon and I are just good friends"
About a week later Simon came to Peter and said "Ever since your Mother was here I can't find the frying pan!. You don’t think she took it do you!?"
Peter e-mailed his mum saying "I am not saying that you did take the frying pan from my house and I’m not saying that you did not take the frying pan but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner…"
Several days later Peter received a reply from his Mother
“Dear son I’m not saying that you do sleep with Simon and I am not saying that you do not sleep with Simon, but the fact remains if he had been sleeping in his own bed he would have found the frying pan by now"!.
Love mum!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i cant help but think!.!.!.!.!.melly is on the warpath todayWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha, clever mommy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very clever these mothers eh!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha, very good, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not as funny as when I heard it first 10 years agoWww@Enter-QA@Com
yes very good thanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmao thats a good one she is very smartWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a good one i like it!. smart motherWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats the best laugh i gad all day!.!.!.especially after a long,hard day at work!.!.!.!.!.star4uWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha that was really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com