Heaven's rule?!
Question: Heaven's rule!?
Three old friends pass away together in an accident and go to heaven!.
When they arrive, St!. Peter says, "We have only one rule here in Heaven!.!.!. don't step on the ducks!."
So they enter heaven and, sure enough, there are ducks all over the place!.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, one of the friends accidentally steps on one!.
Along comes St!. Peter with the ugliest woman the man has ever seen!.
St!. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, the second friend accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St!. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman!.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first friend!.
The third friend observes all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps!.
He manages to go months without stepping on any duck but one day St!. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on!.!.!. a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde!.
St!. Peter chains them together without saying a word!.
The man asks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity!?"
The women replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
When they arrive, St!. Peter says, "We have only one rule here in Heaven!.!.!. don't step on the ducks!."
So they enter heaven and, sure enough, there are ducks all over the place!.
It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, one of the friends accidentally steps on one!.
Along comes St!. Peter with the ugliest woman the man has ever seen!.
St!. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!"
The next day, the second friend accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St!. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman!.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first friend!.
The third friend observes all this and not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY careful where he steps!.
He manages to go months without stepping on any duck but one day St!. Peter comes up to him with the most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on!.!.!. a very tall, tan, curvaceous, sexy blonde!.
St!. Peter chains them together without saying a word!.
The man asks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity!?"
The women replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
thats funny the man was the ugliest which that lady had never seenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow I haven't heard this joke in years!. Years ago it still sucked!. No offense, for this joke isn't very good and I mean that in the nicest of ways!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha!.!.thats funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
i was laughing n laughing here in our room!=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
i was laughing n laughing here in our room!=]Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is really funny!.!.!.i cracked out lauging
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quack quack!.
Did you know not many people own a duck!.
Now, I know why!.
HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
Did you know not many people own a duck!.
Now, I know why!.
HahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a gud1!.!.!.seriously! gimme ten plz!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Haha!
Awww!. =p
Well isn't he lucky!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Awww!. =p
Well isn't he lucky!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha o tht was the best one i have read in a long time! star for you!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol this is good!.!.here a star for you ~cheers~Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!.!.!.have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahhahah!!! thats was funny!!! here is your star!*Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL Thats well good! lol, love it! Kinda cheered me up too =)
Heres one for ya in return!.!.!.!.
There were three nuns driving down a highway one day when they lost control of their car and plunged off a cliff!.
They awoke and found themselves standing before the pearly gates!. St!. Peter walked toward them and, after greeting them, told them that they would have to answer one question each before they were admitted to the kingdom of heaven!.
This made the nuns very nervous!. They had never heard of this requirement before!. Finally, one nun stepped forward and said, "St!. Peter, I'm ready for my question!."
St!. Peter replied, "Your question is: Who was the first man on earth!?"
The nun breathed a huge sigh of relief, and said, "Why, it was Adam!."
(And the lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of heaven opened)
This was a cause of great relief to the remaining nuns!. The second stepped forward without hesitation!.
St!. Peter said, "And you must tell me who the first woman on earth was!."
Another great sigh of relief, "Eve" the nun replied!.
(And the lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of heaven opened)
The third was brimming with excitement!. "I'm ready St!. Peter!"
St!. Peter said, "All right, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam!?"
The nun was shocked!. "My goodness, that's a hard one!."
(And the lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of heaven opened)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres one for ya in return!.!.!.!.
There were three nuns driving down a highway one day when they lost control of their car and plunged off a cliff!.
They awoke and found themselves standing before the pearly gates!. St!. Peter walked toward them and, after greeting them, told them that they would have to answer one question each before they were admitted to the kingdom of heaven!.
This made the nuns very nervous!. They had never heard of this requirement before!. Finally, one nun stepped forward and said, "St!. Peter, I'm ready for my question!."
St!. Peter replied, "Your question is: Who was the first man on earth!?"
The nun breathed a huge sigh of relief, and said, "Why, it was Adam!."
(And the lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of heaven opened)
This was a cause of great relief to the remaining nuns!. The second stepped forward without hesitation!.
St!. Peter said, "And you must tell me who the first woman on earth was!."
Another great sigh of relief, "Eve" the nun replied!.
(And the lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of heaven opened)
The third was brimming with excitement!. "I'm ready St!. Peter!"
St!. Peter said, "All right, what was the first thing Eve said to Adam!?"
The nun was shocked!. "My goodness, that's a hard one!."
(And the lights flashed, the bells tolled, and the gates of heaven opened)Www@Enter-QA@Com