Things not to say at Thanksgiving (Adult type humor)?!


Question: Things not to say at Thanksgiving (Adult type humor)!?
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist!."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet!?"

"Are you going to come again next time!?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it!?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat!."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in!."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once!?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin!."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it!."

"How long will it take after you stick it in!?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up!."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming!?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy!.!.!.I'll do the rest!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Holy crap, the turkey's moving

I got chineese

BIBLE FIGHT!

I don't think the corn goes there johnny

I!.!.!.Like!.!.!.!.Muffins!

I!.!.!.Like!.!.!.Nachos!

Go Burn in Hell Grandma Stuffins!

"you can kiss my ***"
"easy grandma, noone meant to insult you"Www@Enter-QA@Com

It's actually things you can only get away with saying at Thanksgiving!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i dont have thanksgiving but they would be very embaressing, lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha, some of those were hilarious =0)Www@Enter-QA@Com

HaHaHaHa they were funny!.!.!.!.!.good one
-Lucky DWww@Enter-QA@Com

HA ! HA ! Who's up for some pie !?!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha happy thanksgiving! (i know im early, but i hope its a happy one just the same!)Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha tell those to the kiddiesWww@Enter-QA@Com

roflmao!.!.!. I have to use some of these!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Some funny lines in there!.!.!.and something to listen for at the next function!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

now i know why i won't bring my boyfriend to dinner!. lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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