"Guys in a bar...." jokes?!


Question: "Guys in a bar!.!.!.!." jokes!?
also need "A jew, a black and a mexican!.!.!.!.!." or similiar types!.
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Answers:
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar!.

FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

So the guy asks the bartender what the test is!. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it!. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth!.!.!.you have to remove it with your bare hands!. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm!. You gotta make things right for her!."

The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it!. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there!. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah!?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face!. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence!.

The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body!. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth!?"





Only good bar joke I know hope U like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big a$$!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big a$$ didnt it!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Black:
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder!. The bartender says, "Hey where'd you get that!?" The parrot says, "Rrrrrooott AFRICA!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

2 guys walk in to a bar on of them did not see it comming!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Michael Jackson and a Catholic Priest walk into a bar!. The bar tender tells them "Sorry, we don't serve minors"Www@Enter-QA@Com

A sandwich walks into a bar!.

The bartender says "sorry we dont serve food here"Www@Enter-QA@Com

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