Is this a good joke....A farmer and his wife?!
Question: Is this a good joke!.!.!.!.A farmer and his wife!?
were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Farmer's Weekly!. He looks up from the page and says to her, 'Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm!?'
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, 'Oh yeah!? Prove it!.'
He frowns for a moment, then says, 'Okay!.' He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face!.
About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, 'Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I tell!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, 'Oh yeah!? Prove it!.'
He frowns for a moment, then says, 'Okay!.' He then gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face!.
About a half an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, 'Well I'm sure the cow and sheep didn't, but the way that pig's always squealing, how can I tell!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I love it, any joke where you attempt to make people smile and laugh is a good joke, try this one lol!.!.!.
THE COWBOY WITHOUT A HORSE
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink!. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was!. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen!.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling!.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness!.
No one answered!.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly!. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back!
He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town!. The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go!.!.!. what happened in Texas!?"
"I had to walk home!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
THE COWBOY WITHOUT A HORSE
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink!. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was!. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen!.
He goes back into the bar, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling!.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness!.
No one answered!.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA BEER, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly!. He had another beer, walked outside, and his horse is back!
He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town!. The bartender wanders out of the bar and asks, "Say partner, before you go!.!.!. what happened in Texas!?"
"I had to walk home!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaha, yeah that's funny!. I expected that to be what was going to happen!.
But anyway, is that really true!? LOL!.!.!.!.!.
"'Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm!?" Is it!? Hmmm!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
But anyway, is that really true!? LOL!.!.!.!.!.
"'Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm!?" Is it!? Hmmm!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Really it is very funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyxxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahaha i think fred one's was much funnier than conan's rofl eheheWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not so funny :/Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hi, I kinda knew the punchline before the end but it's still funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That deserves a Star!.!.!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL
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LMAO
Sorry, Fred J beat you on that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LMAO
Sorry, Fred J beat you on that one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and that is where aids started from
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