Old joke ...what was the bartenders name....John was sitting outside his local p!
Question: Old joke !.!.!.what was the bartenders name!.!.!.!.John was sitting outside his local pub!?
enjoying a quiet beer and feeling good about himself, when a nun appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink!.
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
John gets annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive!.
"How do you know , Sister!?"
"My Mother Superior told me so!."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself!? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right!?"
"Don't be ridiculous-- I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe after that it is evil I will give up for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking!?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know!."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar!.
"Another beer for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup!?"
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it!?
PS !. My son asked to post this for him
ONE FINE DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TWO DEAD MEN GOT UP TO FIGHT
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER
(SORRY)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"
John gets annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive!.
"How do you know , Sister!?"
"My Mother Superior told me so!."
"But have you ever had a drink yourself!? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right!?"
"Don't be ridiculous-- I have never taken alcohol myself"
"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe after that it is evil I will give up for life"
"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking!?!"
"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know!."
The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar!.
"Another beer for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup!?"
"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it!?
PS !. My son asked to post this for him
ONE FINE DAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
TWO DEAD MEN GOT UP TO FIGHT
BACK TO BACK THEY FACED EACH OTHER
DREW THEIR SWORDS AND SHOT EACH OTHER
(SORRY)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Cute joke!.
I heard the verse slightly different!.!.!.
Late last night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys came out to play
Back to back the faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
Came to shoot the two dead boys
If you do not believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I heard the verse slightly different!.!.!.
Late last night in the middle of the day
Two dead boys came out to play
Back to back the faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
Two deaf policemen heard the noise
Came to shoot the two dead boys
If you do not believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i have that joke in an autograph book, ya not John hey!?haha lol
& will the nun remember, she will flake lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
& will the nun remember, she will flake lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol god joke
and i love that little verse
bvut did he knwo there is moor 2 it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
and i love that little verse
bvut did he knwo there is moor 2 it lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
They're both good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ehWww@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.!. that was weirdWww@Enter-QA@Com
And the nun drank for free!?Www@Enter-QA@Com