Can you guess who said these....?!
Question: Can you guess who said these!.!.!.!.!?
1 Getting out of jury duty is easy!. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races!.
2 It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day!.
3 Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos!.
4 I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life!. Number 1: Cover for me!. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here!.
5 Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent!. 14% of people know that!.
6 Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman’s bottom!? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious!. But, it turns out we were wrong!. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman!.
7 Old people don’t need companionship!. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use!.
8 How is education supposed to make me feel smarter!? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive!?
9 Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover!.
10 Homer no function beer well without!.
11 I’ve always wondered if there was a god!. And now I know there is — and it’s me!.
12 Kill my boss!? Do I dare live out the American dream!?
13 If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2 It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day!.
3 Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos!.
4 I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life!. Number 1: Cover for me!. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here!.
5 Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent!. 14% of people know that!.
6 Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman’s bottom!? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious!. But, it turns out we were wrong!. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman!.
7 Old people don’t need companionship!. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use!.
8 How is education supposed to make me feel smarter!? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain!. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive!?
9 Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover!.
10 Homer no function beer well without!.
11 I’ve always wondered if there was a god!. And now I know there is — and it’s me!.
12 Kill my boss!? Do I dare live out the American dream!?
13 If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Facts can be used to prove anything that's remotely true!.
Just remember, you don't win friends with salad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just remember, you don't win friends with salad!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HOMER SiMPSON
i love the Simpsons
i watch it everyday at seven and eleven thirtyWww@Enter-QA@Com
i love the Simpsons
i watch it everyday at seven and eleven thirtyWww@Enter-QA@Com
HomerWww@Enter-QA@Com
homer simpsonWww@Enter-QA@Com
he he he,homer simpsonWww@Enter-QA@Com
HOMER!!!!!!!! i said it first!.Www@Enter-QA@Com