Naughty poem?!
Question: Naughty poem!?
I'm sure you can imagine
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me!?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me!."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before!.
My friend has had it five times!.
And said it can be sore!."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"!.
"It's coming now,"he whispered!.
"I know!."she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this!.!."
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout!.
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
As plain as you can be
The place is Picadilly
The player He and She
She whispered "Will it hurt me!?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me!."
She said "I'm frightened,
I've not had this before!.
My friend has had it five times!.
And said it can be sore!."
Then finally contented
Laid back and relaxed a bit
Quickly and readily he bent over her
And then he started it
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been quite a size
"Calm yourself," he whispered
His face was filled with a grin
"Try and open a bit wider
So I can get it in"!.
"It's coming now,"he whispered!.
"I know!."she cried in a bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I am having this!.!."
And with final effort
She gave a frightened shout!.
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i have heard thios b4 and it is still great in middle school someone wrote this out and it was being passed from person to person until one day a teacher intercepted it boy when they read it they laughed!.!.so u know this is great thanks for posting and thanks for the memoryWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha yup, always a classic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol the number of time i have heard this ova and ova againWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com