Thought it was funny. What you think?!
Question: Thought it was funny!. What you think!?
One day this rich guy was having a party at his house!. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted!. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles!. So there he was, him and his friends all standing around drinking and partying next to the pool!.
He calls for silence and says "OK, the first person the swims across my pool will get all my money!."
No one moves!. The guy looks over the crowd, says "OK, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house!."
Still no one moves!. "OK then, the first person the swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes!."
Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time!. "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle; everything I own!."
"Splash!" Someone's in the pool!. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging!. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side!. The rich guy on tower jumps down and runs over to him!.
"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done!. Do you want the money now or later!?"
"I don't want the money!."
"Do you want the house now or later!?" "I don't want the house!."
"Do you want the cars and planes now or later!?" "I don't want the cars or the planes!."
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later!?" "I don't want that either!."
"Do you want the girls now or later!?" "I don't want the girls!."
The rich guy looks at him and says "Well what the hell do you want!?!!?!"
"I want the bastard that pushed me in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He calls for silence and says "OK, the first person the swims across my pool will get all my money!."
No one moves!. The guy looks over the crowd, says "OK, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house!."
Still no one moves!. "OK then, the first person the swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes!."
Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time!. "OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle; everything I own!."
"Splash!" Someone's in the pool!. Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging!. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side!. The rich guy on tower jumps down and runs over to him!.
"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done!. Do you want the money now or later!?"
"I don't want the money!."
"Do you want the house now or later!?" "I don't want the house!."
"Do you want the cars and planes now or later!?" "I don't want the cars or the planes!."
"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later!?" "I don't want that either!."
"Do you want the girls now or later!?" "I don't want the girls!."
The rich guy looks at him and says "Well what the hell do you want!?!!?!"
"I want the bastard that pushed me in!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha, id still wouldve taken the house, cars, money and planes!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny and hilarious! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO! that's hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
THAT WHAS SOOOOOOOOOO STUPED I THAT I WHAS 2 STUPEDWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol thats pretty funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha i didnt expect that!!
9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
9/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol
tht ws soo sunny!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
tht ws soo sunny!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha!.!. thats cute!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have seen this before!. It's great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com