101 ways to annoy a subway worker?!
Question: 101 ways to annoy a subway worker!?
can someone make me a list of 101 ways to annoying a person working at a Subway (the resturantat)
I'll even start you off:
1) ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4's, when they fisnish tell them that you want them to be whole pieces of cheese!.
2) argue over bread!.
3) keep changing your order
4) ask to sample a bag of chips, open one and say you don't like it!. Repeat over and over
Thanks!
if someone atucally makes it to 101 and they're decent, definatly a best answer for themWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll even start you off:
1) ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4's, when they fisnish tell them that you want them to be whole pieces of cheese!.
2) argue over bread!.
3) keep changing your order
4) ask to sample a bag of chips, open one and say you don't like it!. Repeat over and over
Thanks!
if someone atucally makes it to 101 and they're decent, definatly a best answer for themWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I'm using your first four!.!.!.
1) ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4's, when they finish tell them that you want them to be whole pieces of cheese!.
2) argue over bread!.
3) keep changing your order
4) ask to sample a bag of chips, open one and say you don't like it!. Repeat over and over
5) ask for an eight inch sandwich
6) tell them you want it toasted, after it’s done tell them you didn't ask for it that way
7) pay in pennies
8) ask to have the seeds taken out of the pickles
9) ask for all the veges, then tell them no onion
10) ask where the nearest Quiznos is
11) order in pig Latin
12) ask your imaginary friend what they want
13) talk in third person
14) pretend that you’re at a five star restaurant
15) call them Jared
16) sing your order in an opera voice
17) ask them to toast a salad
18) ask for the shredded cheese, but just the white (or orange)
19) drum on the plexi glass
20) tell them annoying weird facts as they make your sandwich
21) if they ask you how you’re doing, tell them "well the good news is they are naming a disease after me"
22) tell them your order backwards
23) laugh maniacally occasionally
24) tell them all about your last therapy session, and then threaten to sue if they tell anyone
25) ask if they deliver, then walk out
26) order 25 sandwiches, then walk out when they are all done
27) ask if they take (make up credit card)
28) ask for a vegetarian BMT
29) ask them what gender they are
30) clear your throat every other word
31) Answer every question with yes
32) meow occasionally
33) ask for a pen, then pay in cash
34) say hi to everyone you see
35) talk in a fake accent
36) gallop, make horse sounds
37) sing annoying songs that will get stuck in their head (It's a small world, This is the song that never ends, etc!.)
38) repeat everything you say
39) repeat everything they say
40) cover your eyes, then say "you can't see me"
41) have the following conversation a several times: "Do you hear that!?", "What!?", "Never mind, it's gone now!."
42) leave a mess on your table
43) ask them strange questions, then write in a notebook muttering about a "psychological evaluation"
44) start by talking loudly, gradually talk softer and softer
45) order one of their party subs for the 30th of Feb!.
46) write a check for a penny, then pay the rest of the order in cash
47) hum the Mission Impossible theme song
48) every time they look down, laugh
49) tell them you’re allergic to something, then order it on you sandwich
50) walk in one minute before they close, get a huge order, and sit for hours
51) tell them this entire list
52) cry
53) When they ask you if you want something, scoff and say what do you think!?
54) order a Big Mac
55) do mime impersonations
56) ask in a loud voice if they have taken care of their "little problem"
57) talk in haiku
58) stand in the corner facing the wall, mumble
59) give them a 10 when paying, then insist you gave them a fifty!.
60) tell them they are mispronouncing simple words!.
61) walk away in the middle of your order
62) come back after an hour and ask where you sandwich is
63) constantly look at the ceiling
64) keep you eyes crossed
65) sit at a table, then complain that you haven’t seen your server yet
66) pretend you’re superman
67) use comic book sound effects
68) pretend to talk on a cell, don’t have one with you
69) complain about everything
70) dance around Subway
71) ask when the next train leaves
72) spit
73) hop like a bunny/frog
74) spell your order out loud
75) concentrate, tell them you’re sending your order to them psychically
76) argue with yourself
77) ask for something they don’t have
78) when they say they don’t have it, pout
79) pay in monopoly money (or some other board game)
80) insist on fresh from the vine meat
81) the signs say no shoes, no shirt, no service, but they don’t say anything about pants
82) bring a Chihuahua in, when they say no pets, tell them it isn’t a pet, it’s a family member
83) try to pay with one of those fake credit cards that a sometimes sent in the mail
84) crawl, say “goo” a lot
85) Tell them you’re succeeding from the US, ask if you could have your headquarters in the Subway
86) exaggerate your movements
87) ask them why Jared is getting big again
88) ask them if they want to be in a movie with (insert actor here) when they say yes, tell them you do to
89) order bread with noting on it, complain about how bland it is
90) ask to talk to their manager, then ask to talk to his
91) narrate all their movements
92) critique everything they do
93) pretend like you went to school with them, make up an outrageous story, then tell them you sister/you are expecting their first child support check from them soon
94) make car noises
95) go to sleep at one of the tables, when they wake you up and tell you no loitering, tell them you weren’t you were sleeping!.
96) talk in slow motion
97) enunciate every single letter
98) say the poor little (insert animal here) when they put the meat on your sandwich
99) ask for you sandwich to be cut in three pieces, no four, no three, heck just cut it in two!. Repeat…
100) ask if the canned soda has free refills
101) eat most of your sandwich, then say you weren't 100% satisfied, ask for a refundWww@Enter-QA@Com
1) ask them to cut the cheese into 1/4's, when they finish tell them that you want them to be whole pieces of cheese!.
2) argue over bread!.
3) keep changing your order
4) ask to sample a bag of chips, open one and say you don't like it!. Repeat over and over
5) ask for an eight inch sandwich
6) tell them you want it toasted, after it’s done tell them you didn't ask for it that way
7) pay in pennies
8) ask to have the seeds taken out of the pickles
9) ask for all the veges, then tell them no onion
10) ask where the nearest Quiznos is
11) order in pig Latin
12) ask your imaginary friend what they want
13) talk in third person
14) pretend that you’re at a five star restaurant
15) call them Jared
16) sing your order in an opera voice
17) ask them to toast a salad
18) ask for the shredded cheese, but just the white (or orange)
19) drum on the plexi glass
20) tell them annoying weird facts as they make your sandwich
21) if they ask you how you’re doing, tell them "well the good news is they are naming a disease after me"
22) tell them your order backwards
23) laugh maniacally occasionally
24) tell them all about your last therapy session, and then threaten to sue if they tell anyone
25) ask if they deliver, then walk out
26) order 25 sandwiches, then walk out when they are all done
27) ask if they take (make up credit card)
28) ask for a vegetarian BMT
29) ask them what gender they are
30) clear your throat every other word
31) Answer every question with yes
32) meow occasionally
33) ask for a pen, then pay in cash
34) say hi to everyone you see
35) talk in a fake accent
36) gallop, make horse sounds
37) sing annoying songs that will get stuck in their head (It's a small world, This is the song that never ends, etc!.)
38) repeat everything you say
39) repeat everything they say
40) cover your eyes, then say "you can't see me"
41) have the following conversation a several times: "Do you hear that!?", "What!?", "Never mind, it's gone now!."
42) leave a mess on your table
43) ask them strange questions, then write in a notebook muttering about a "psychological evaluation"
44) start by talking loudly, gradually talk softer and softer
45) order one of their party subs for the 30th of Feb!.
46) write a check for a penny, then pay the rest of the order in cash
47) hum the Mission Impossible theme song
48) every time they look down, laugh
49) tell them you’re allergic to something, then order it on you sandwich
50) walk in one minute before they close, get a huge order, and sit for hours
51) tell them this entire list
52) cry
53) When they ask you if you want something, scoff and say what do you think!?
54) order a Big Mac
55) do mime impersonations
56) ask in a loud voice if they have taken care of their "little problem"
57) talk in haiku
58) stand in the corner facing the wall, mumble
59) give them a 10 when paying, then insist you gave them a fifty!.
60) tell them they are mispronouncing simple words!.
61) walk away in the middle of your order
62) come back after an hour and ask where you sandwich is
63) constantly look at the ceiling
64) keep you eyes crossed
65) sit at a table, then complain that you haven’t seen your server yet
66) pretend you’re superman
67) use comic book sound effects
68) pretend to talk on a cell, don’t have one with you
69) complain about everything
70) dance around Subway
71) ask when the next train leaves
72) spit
73) hop like a bunny/frog
74) spell your order out loud
75) concentrate, tell them you’re sending your order to them psychically
76) argue with yourself
77) ask for something they don’t have
78) when they say they don’t have it, pout
79) pay in monopoly money (or some other board game)
80) insist on fresh from the vine meat
81) the signs say no shoes, no shirt, no service, but they don’t say anything about pants
82) bring a Chihuahua in, when they say no pets, tell them it isn’t a pet, it’s a family member
83) try to pay with one of those fake credit cards that a sometimes sent in the mail
84) crawl, say “goo” a lot
85) Tell them you’re succeeding from the US, ask if you could have your headquarters in the Subway
86) exaggerate your movements
87) ask them why Jared is getting big again
88) ask them if they want to be in a movie with (insert actor here) when they say yes, tell them you do to
89) order bread with noting on it, complain about how bland it is
90) ask to talk to their manager, then ask to talk to his
91) narrate all their movements
92) critique everything they do
93) pretend like you went to school with them, make up an outrageous story, then tell them you sister/you are expecting their first child support check from them soon
94) make car noises
95) go to sleep at one of the tables, when they wake you up and tell you no loitering, tell them you weren’t you were sleeping!.
96) talk in slow motion
97) enunciate every single letter
98) say the poor little (insert animal here) when they put the meat on your sandwich
99) ask for you sandwich to be cut in three pieces, no four, no three, heck just cut it in two!. Repeat…
100) ask if the canned soda has free refills
101) eat most of your sandwich, then say you weren't 100% satisfied, ask for a refundWww@Enter-QA@Com
5)ask them why they didnt accept the Jerry challenge
6)if their out of something keep asking for it ex!. a kinda of bread or cookies =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
6)if their out of something keep asking for it ex!. a kinda of bread or cookies =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
tell them you want your sandwich toasted, and after their done toasting it, tell them you changed your mind!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
order a big mac and chicken mcnuggetsWww@Enter-QA@Com
HAAHAHAHAH SHE WROTE OUT 100 WAYS WHAT A WASTE OF TIMEWww@Enter-QA@Com
what u said and ill continiue if i run out ill give u updates k!.
5!.tell him u want a soda in a glass and then tell him in a plastic cup
6!.tell him u want a burger and when given tell him u want the crust cut off when he finish tell him u want it with the crust
7!.ask for a coke and then tell him u dont like it and ask for a soda repeatedly
8!.tell him u like lots of cheese on ur pizza and when given tell him that u dont like so much
9!.ask for a cup of water and tell him theres a fly in it and u want another if he says he wants to c the fly put the cup next to him and throw it on him and keep sayin ur sorry
10!.tell him u want something and keep changin ur orders for a hour
11!.tell him that u appreciate him and give him a something so that when he opens it itll scare him or startle him
12!.take a water gun and spray his pants and make it look as if he wet himself then shout out that he wet his pants
13!.ask him for a glass of milk and then tell him that ur lactosintolorant when he gives u
14!.ill continiue my list my mother wants to use computerWww@Enter-QA@Com
5!.tell him u want a soda in a glass and then tell him in a plastic cup
6!.tell him u want a burger and when given tell him u want the crust cut off when he finish tell him u want it with the crust
7!.ask for a coke and then tell him u dont like it and ask for a soda repeatedly
8!.tell him u like lots of cheese on ur pizza and when given tell him that u dont like so much
9!.ask for a cup of water and tell him theres a fly in it and u want another if he says he wants to c the fly put the cup next to him and throw it on him and keep sayin ur sorry
10!.tell him u want something and keep changin ur orders for a hour
11!.tell him that u appreciate him and give him a something so that when he opens it itll scare him or startle him
12!.take a water gun and spray his pants and make it look as if he wet himself then shout out that he wet his pants
13!.ask him for a glass of milk and then tell him that ur lactosintolorant when he gives u
14!.ill continiue my list my mother wants to use computerWww@Enter-QA@Com
5) Subway person: "What can I get you!?"
You: A sandwich
SW: What kind of sandwich!.!.!.!.!.
You!.!.!.!.!. A sandwich
SW: Tuna, bacon, turkey!?
You: What are tuna, bacon and turkey!? I've never heard of them!.
6: Ask why the sandwiches look funny (Say they should be cut into squares/triangles instead)
7: Ask for a Big Mac
8: Randomly insert words in a foreign language when asked what you want
SW: What can I get you!?
You: Toriniku (Japanese word for chicken/turkey, I think), please!. Parlez-vous francais!? (Do you Speak French in French)
9: Sing Chiyo-Chan's Cooking song while the sandwich is being toasted!.!.!.!. and while the salad is being prepared (Look it up on Youtube!)
10: Once sandwich is toasted, tell them it's burnt and demand a new bread
11: Say that you'll be giving it to your dog at home
12: Say you want a footlong sub of EVERY flavour with the works and every sauce (i!.e!. Several at once)
13: Drop it on the floor and ask for a new one when you pay for it
14: Ask 'What's that!?' when you get shown every filling/salad bit/sauce/variety of crisps/variety of cookie/bread etc etc
15: Grumble about what the Subway used to be
16: Ask why they wear unioforms and tell them the uniform should be something stupid (pink tweed with high heels or something else ridiculous)
17: Ask for a "'ladies' sandwich/man's sandwich"
18: Say that the bread looks like a willy and refer to several of the bits of food as other gross things (e!.g!. Mayonaise - semen/'cream'; Tomatoes - placenta, meat - chopped up people
19: Ask them if they'd ever consider doing caviar/lobster Subs!. When they say they don't walk out in a huff proclaiming 'How downmarket!' or something along those lines!. Keep your nose in the air and be posh when you do this!
20!. Make up a cheerleading song in praise of Subway!. Run in and perform it!. Your order must be asked for in the style of a cheer and while moving like a cheerleader too
21: Sing/rap your order
22: Ask them for a train flavoured Subway
23: Order your Sub in the same way as Yoda (i!.e!. All the words in the wrong order)
24: Say "Did you know that that's CHEESE!?" and point at it!. Repeat for all other fillings/salad bits/drinks/cups/napkins/random objects/sauces
25: Ask for 'bitty' (Little Britain fans will know what I mean!) and make an attempt to get bitty from the worker (even if they're male!)
26: Order a foot-long and say "I could NEVER eat ALL THAT!"!. When you get asked about a 6-incher, say the same thing!. Repeat ad nausaeum
27: Sing the following lines from Revenge by Mindless Self Indulgence (Not sure how you'd fint them in tbh!.!.!.) "Fuh secret sauce/I'm gothalicious with cheese"
28: Say "I had a Subway once!.!.!.!." and go into a very long and boring nostalgic tale of said Subway!.!.!.!. before ordering your food!
29: Ask them for a meat one then tell them you're a veggie!.
30: Ask them to wipe the knife before cutting the finished sandwich!.
31: Ask them to wipe the knife before cutting the finished sandwich!. When they do it say "There's still a speck of dirt on it" and get them to wipe the knife again!. Repeat ad nausaeum!.
32: Ask where the nearest drive in is
33: Flash at the staff
34: Tell them a boring fact e!.g!. "I had apples for lunch yesterday"
35!. Try and fit in as many song titles/lyrics by one band as you possibly can
36!. Talk with a certain letter of the alphabet missing "I have Subway Met pease"!.!.!.!. maybe it'd work better with two or three letters missing
37: Proclaim your undying love for them in an OTT and creepy manner
I'll finish this later on!
Brilliant answers here!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You: A sandwich
SW: What kind of sandwich!.!.!.!.!.
You!.!.!.!.!. A sandwich
SW: Tuna, bacon, turkey!?
You: What are tuna, bacon and turkey!? I've never heard of them!.
6: Ask why the sandwiches look funny (Say they should be cut into squares/triangles instead)
7: Ask for a Big Mac
8: Randomly insert words in a foreign language when asked what you want
SW: What can I get you!?
You: Toriniku (Japanese word for chicken/turkey, I think), please!. Parlez-vous francais!? (Do you Speak French in French)
9: Sing Chiyo-Chan's Cooking song while the sandwich is being toasted!.!.!.!. and while the salad is being prepared (Look it up on Youtube!)
10: Once sandwich is toasted, tell them it's burnt and demand a new bread
11: Say that you'll be giving it to your dog at home
12: Say you want a footlong sub of EVERY flavour with the works and every sauce (i!.e!. Several at once)
13: Drop it on the floor and ask for a new one when you pay for it
14: Ask 'What's that!?' when you get shown every filling/salad bit/sauce/variety of crisps/variety of cookie/bread etc etc
15: Grumble about what the Subway used to be
16: Ask why they wear unioforms and tell them the uniform should be something stupid (pink tweed with high heels or something else ridiculous)
17: Ask for a "'ladies' sandwich/man's sandwich"
18: Say that the bread looks like a willy and refer to several of the bits of food as other gross things (e!.g!. Mayonaise - semen/'cream'; Tomatoes - placenta, meat - chopped up people
19: Ask them if they'd ever consider doing caviar/lobster Subs!. When they say they don't walk out in a huff proclaiming 'How downmarket!' or something along those lines!. Keep your nose in the air and be posh when you do this!
20!. Make up a cheerleading song in praise of Subway!. Run in and perform it!. Your order must be asked for in the style of a cheer and while moving like a cheerleader too
21: Sing/rap your order
22: Ask them for a train flavoured Subway
23: Order your Sub in the same way as Yoda (i!.e!. All the words in the wrong order)
24: Say "Did you know that that's CHEESE!?" and point at it!. Repeat for all other fillings/salad bits/drinks/cups/napkins/random objects/sauces
25: Ask for 'bitty' (Little Britain fans will know what I mean!) and make an attempt to get bitty from the worker (even if they're male!)
26: Order a foot-long and say "I could NEVER eat ALL THAT!"!. When you get asked about a 6-incher, say the same thing!. Repeat ad nausaeum
27: Sing the following lines from Revenge by Mindless Self Indulgence (Not sure how you'd fint them in tbh!.!.!.) "Fuh secret sauce/I'm gothalicious with cheese"
28: Say "I had a Subway once!.!.!.!." and go into a very long and boring nostalgic tale of said Subway!.!.!.!. before ordering your food!
29: Ask them for a meat one then tell them you're a veggie!.
30: Ask them to wipe the knife before cutting the finished sandwich!.
31: Ask them to wipe the knife before cutting the finished sandwich!. When they do it say "There's still a speck of dirt on it" and get them to wipe the knife again!. Repeat ad nausaeum!.
32: Ask where the nearest drive in is
33: Flash at the staff
34: Tell them a boring fact e!.g!. "I had apples for lunch yesterday"
35!. Try and fit in as many song titles/lyrics by one band as you possibly can
36!. Talk with a certain letter of the alphabet missing "I have Subway Met pease"!.!.!.!. maybe it'd work better with two or three letters missing
37: Proclaim your undying love for them in an OTT and creepy manner
I'll finish this later on!
Brilliant answers here!Www@Enter-QA@Com
(im reallllly bored!.!. so ima do it, but b4 u order or do anything find out when he works, what r his/her shifts, and bring alotta change with you like pennis nd dimes nd ****)
1-look, walk into the store, nd then they will say hi how r you, you say i feel like crap, you should noe!.
2-then just wait and stare at the menu for like 3 minutes!.
3-then say im confused, whats a BMT
4- i noe what a BLT is, but wtf is a BMT!.
5-(if they dont know then say, wow ur horrible at this job, if i were you iwould fuken jump off a cliff, if they say yes, then say y not BMST{BIGGEST,MEATEST,SPICIEST,TASIEST} ask about the history of the BMT!.)
6-then you say hm!.!. i dunno what 2 get,
and hten say what would you recomend,
7-everything he says, say no,
8-im alegric to it,
9-or i h8 pickels
10-, or sumthn like that!. finally just make up your own name for a sandwich,
heres exactly what you do, just point to the menu and say" okay i made my disicion, i think ill go with the smoked italian bacon ranch BMST(or BMT)!.
11-if he say where just keep pointing,
annoy him, if he says is this it, say no a little farther 2 the left etc
(my friend did this and the person working thier got on the shelf nd started point to the stuff on the menu rooooflll)
eventually he/she will say we dont have that, so then say okay 12ill take a sandwich
if he asks what kinda of sandwhich, say like i want a sandwhich on (X) bread!.
13-they will say we dont have that, then say omg and tlk about what horrible service they have
14-then say okay ill have it on(whatever kind you want)
15-then you say can i have all the vegies on it,
16-acuatually, id ont want this green thing, can u take it off
17-um can i have alot of lettece
18-acually can i have no lettuce,!.!.!.etc
19-oh right can i have some of that green thing(the one u didnt want b4)
20-can i have chese, but cut into 1/4
21-then say acually can u cut it into 1/7
22-then say the third slice isnt as even as the 6th slice(etc u noe what i mean)
23-then say you know i think ill have the white chesse instead of the yello cheese, so can u take of all 7 peices of the white cheese
24-then say can u cut the yelow chesse into 5 pecies
25-then say the peces arnt even(if they say it dosent matter, then say yes it does, ur a sandwich artist everything needs 2 be exact)
26-then say u noe what acually i cant eat cheese, im alergic
27-then when they ask what kind of meat you wnt say i want alotta ham,
28- actually i want some roast beef(works with any meat)
29-then say how many calories is in the roast beef!?
30-(i they dont noe say u should be ashamed,etc, if they answer say oh, thats 2 much, actually can i have the (pic a 3 type of meat))
33-then they will ask do you want it toasted,etc!. say oh can you toast it so that its hot, but not too hot
34-then right when they r about 2 heat it say wait!
35-then say i dont want it toasted
36-then they will say is that it, then say actually can you toast it
37-then they will wrap it in plastic w/e, then you will pay
give them like alotta pennis nd nickels and ****
38-say im not shure if thats enough
39- but can you count it
40-after you pay say, actually can u toast this
41-then after they toast it say auhh it to hot, cna u make me one that colder
42-or say its too cold heat it more!
43-then they will ask if u want the combo, say yes then say wait, what types of drinks do you have
44-say i want this drink, do you have it(pick a drink u like but they dont have)
45-then say actaully i dont want a drink or the combo
46-then get the sandwhich from them and say, wow your so slow!.
47-my grandma is faster than you and she makes the best snawiches ever,
48-but she died, and start to be sad and tlk about her (waste time and make a bs story thats really boring)
49-open it and take a bit in front of thier face, and spit it out
50-say wtf is this, it taste like crap
51-then take anothe rbit and keep spiting it out (try aiming for the guys face/hand)
52-then when youve taken 5 bites, throw the sandwch in the trash
53-if they have the comment form or something write eveything horrible
54-then ask to tlk 2 the manager, tell him that the sandwhich was the wrost ever
55-tell him it was like rotten stuff
56-and say that the wroker was rude
57-and he has an attitude problem
58-and the worker didnt listen to what i said
59-and he took forever 2 make the sandwich
60-then say i demand another sandwhich for free
61-if they say no tell them your going 2 regret this
62-say that im going 2 tell all my friends never to eat here again
63-and sayi have alot of freinds
64-and my dad is a powerful man
65-he will tell all his wrok buddies not 2 come down here anymore
66- and say wow that was horrible
67-to piss him off even more, come back one day when its his shift and do the same thing again!.!
68-then come back in a couple seconds later and tell the guy can i have a cup for water
69- im kinda tirsty after this horrible sandwhich u gave me
70- take the water cup and sill it on the floor
71 if the guy dosent come to clean it up say hey dude, i think u should clean this up
72-i droped it purposly on the floor
73-after he cleans it ask for another cup of water, then spill it again but on the table and the floor
74- then wait in line again and say can i get a (w/e sandwhich the premaid sandwhiches)
75-then eat it and spit on the floor
76- say this tastes liek crap!
78- eat the sandwhich till your like 6/7 wall done, then ask the guy 2 cut the sandwhich into 3 1/2 pieces
79-then say actucally can you just cut the 1/2 peice into 1/4
80- hold all the piecies on the paper(if the guy give you a tray leave it thier) and walk, drop them on the floor
81- andthen walk on them
82-and fakeslip
83-get up and say ****!tell the guy that your going to sew him!
84-say that ima sew you for all the money u got, all thedimes and pennies i gacve you, i expect to get them back!
85-tlk 2 the manager and tell him that he should fire the guy, the wrok the guy does i very crappy
86-say that you will stay her and keep tlking
87-unless he fires the guy
88-once he fires the guy say to th manager that he is the worst manager ever
89-criticize him and say he is so stupid
90- tell the manager that the guy working thier is very nice,
91-tell the manager that he shouldnt have fired him
92- then tell the manager that he should be fired
93-start apologizing to the manager and say that you are really sorry for what you did but smile
94- then say that you dont regret doing any of this because it was so funny
95- then take a cup of water and drop it on the floor and say oh im srry
96-then tell the manager that he better clean that up
97-if he says no then say ima sue you because i will trip on the water and sue u 4 it!
98-then tell the manager that your really sorry for what you did
99-tell him that you will pay him money not 2 tell anyone
100-if he says okay, give him a dolar, if he says no then give him 50cents and say i dont noewhere that came from
101-then say wow u got ****** so bad, and take a cup of water drop it on the floor aand walk out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1-look, walk into the store, nd then they will say hi how r you, you say i feel like crap, you should noe!.
2-then just wait and stare at the menu for like 3 minutes!.
3-then say im confused, whats a BMT
4- i noe what a BLT is, but wtf is a BMT!.
5-(if they dont know then say, wow ur horrible at this job, if i were you iwould fuken jump off a cliff, if they say yes, then say y not BMST{BIGGEST,MEATEST,SPICIEST,TASIEST} ask about the history of the BMT!.)
6-then you say hm!.!. i dunno what 2 get,
and hten say what would you recomend,
7-everything he says, say no,
8-im alegric to it,
9-or i h8 pickels
10-, or sumthn like that!. finally just make up your own name for a sandwich,
heres exactly what you do, just point to the menu and say" okay i made my disicion, i think ill go with the smoked italian bacon ranch BMST(or BMT)!.
11-if he say where just keep pointing,
annoy him, if he says is this it, say no a little farther 2 the left etc
(my friend did this and the person working thier got on the shelf nd started point to the stuff on the menu rooooflll)
eventually he/she will say we dont have that, so then say okay 12ill take a sandwich
if he asks what kinda of sandwhich, say like i want a sandwhich on (X) bread!.
13-they will say we dont have that, then say omg and tlk about what horrible service they have
14-then say okay ill have it on(whatever kind you want)
15-then you say can i have all the vegies on it,
16-acuatually, id ont want this green thing, can u take it off
17-um can i have alot of lettece
18-acually can i have no lettuce,!.!.!.etc
19-oh right can i have some of that green thing(the one u didnt want b4)
20-can i have chese, but cut into 1/4
21-then say acually can u cut it into 1/7
22-then say the third slice isnt as even as the 6th slice(etc u noe what i mean)
23-then say you know i think ill have the white chesse instead of the yello cheese, so can u take of all 7 peices of the white cheese
24-then say can u cut the yelow chesse into 5 pecies
25-then say the peces arnt even(if they say it dosent matter, then say yes it does, ur a sandwich artist everything needs 2 be exact)
26-then say u noe what acually i cant eat cheese, im alergic
27-then when they ask what kind of meat you wnt say i want alotta ham,
28- actually i want some roast beef(works with any meat)
29-then say how many calories is in the roast beef!?
30-(i they dont noe say u should be ashamed,etc, if they answer say oh, thats 2 much, actually can i have the (pic a 3 type of meat))
33-then they will ask do you want it toasted,etc!. say oh can you toast it so that its hot, but not too hot
34-then right when they r about 2 heat it say wait!
35-then say i dont want it toasted
36-then they will say is that it, then say actually can you toast it
37-then they will wrap it in plastic w/e, then you will pay
give them like alotta pennis nd nickels and ****
38-say im not shure if thats enough
39- but can you count it
40-after you pay say, actually can u toast this
41-then after they toast it say auhh it to hot, cna u make me one that colder
42-or say its too cold heat it more!
43-then they will ask if u want the combo, say yes then say wait, what types of drinks do you have
44-say i want this drink, do you have it(pick a drink u like but they dont have)
45-then say actaully i dont want a drink or the combo
46-then get the sandwhich from them and say, wow your so slow!.
47-my grandma is faster than you and she makes the best snawiches ever,
48-but she died, and start to be sad and tlk about her (waste time and make a bs story thats really boring)
49-open it and take a bit in front of thier face, and spit it out
50-say wtf is this, it taste like crap
51-then take anothe rbit and keep spiting it out (try aiming for the guys face/hand)
52-then when youve taken 5 bites, throw the sandwch in the trash
53-if they have the comment form or something write eveything horrible
54-then ask to tlk 2 the manager, tell him that the sandwhich was the wrost ever
55-tell him it was like rotten stuff
56-and say that the wroker was rude
57-and he has an attitude problem
58-and the worker didnt listen to what i said
59-and he took forever 2 make the sandwich
60-then say i demand another sandwhich for free
61-if they say no tell them your going 2 regret this
62-say that im going 2 tell all my friends never to eat here again
63-and sayi have alot of freinds
64-and my dad is a powerful man
65-he will tell all his wrok buddies not 2 come down here anymore
66- and say wow that was horrible
67-to piss him off even more, come back one day when its his shift and do the same thing again!.!
68-then come back in a couple seconds later and tell the guy can i have a cup for water
69- im kinda tirsty after this horrible sandwhich u gave me
70- take the water cup and sill it on the floor
71 if the guy dosent come to clean it up say hey dude, i think u should clean this up
72-i droped it purposly on the floor
73-after he cleans it ask for another cup of water, then spill it again but on the table and the floor
74- then wait in line again and say can i get a (w/e sandwhich the premaid sandwhiches)
75-then eat it and spit on the floor
76- say this tastes liek crap!
78- eat the sandwhich till your like 6/7 wall done, then ask the guy 2 cut the sandwhich into 3 1/2 pieces
79-then say actucally can you just cut the 1/2 peice into 1/4
80- hold all the piecies on the paper(if the guy give you a tray leave it thier) and walk, drop them on the floor
81- andthen walk on them
82-and fakeslip
83-get up and say ****!tell the guy that your going to sew him!
84-say that ima sew you for all the money u got, all thedimes and pennies i gacve you, i expect to get them back!
85-tlk 2 the manager and tell him that he should fire the guy, the wrok the guy does i very crappy
86-say that you will stay her and keep tlking
87-unless he fires the guy
88-once he fires the guy say to th manager that he is the worst manager ever
89-criticize him and say he is so stupid
90- tell the manager that the guy working thier is very nice,
91-tell the manager that he shouldnt have fired him
92- then tell the manager that he should be fired
93-start apologizing to the manager and say that you are really sorry for what you did but smile
94- then say that you dont regret doing any of this because it was so funny
95- then take a cup of water and drop it on the floor and say oh im srry
96-then tell the manager that he better clean that up
97-if he says no then say ima sue you because i will trip on the water and sue u 4 it!
98-then tell the manager that your really sorry for what you did
99-tell him that you will pay him money not 2 tell anyone
100-if he says okay, give him a dolar, if he says no then give him 50cents and say i dont noewhere that came from
101-then say wow u got ****** so bad, and take a cup of water drop it on the floor aand walk out!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not a sub way worker but normal people
1!. Sing the Batman theme incessantly!.
2!. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage!."
3!. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go!."
4!. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip!.!.!."
5!. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others!.
6!. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen!. <
7!. Speak only in a "robot" voice!.
8!. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly!.
9!. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub"!.
10!. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies!.
11!. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets!.
12!. Sniffle incessantly!.
13!. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles!.
14!. Name your dog "Dog!."
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15!. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up!."
16!. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think!."
17!. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training!."
18!. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace"!.
19!. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot!."
20!. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol!.
21!. Practice making fax and modem noises!.
22!. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss!.
23!. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up!.
24!. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance!.
25!. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person!."
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26!. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy!."
27!. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control!.
28!. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment!.
29!. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears!.
30!. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room!.
31!. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice!.
32!. Holler random numbers while someone is counting!.
33!. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way!."
34!. Drum on every available surface!.
35!. Staple papers in the middle of the page!.
36!. Ask 1-800 operators for dates!.
37!. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings!.
2 months ago
38!. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks!.
39!. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places!.
40!. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page!.
41!. Set alarms for random times!.
42!. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon!.
43!. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving!.
44!. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise!.
45!. Honk and wave to strangers!.
46!. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange!.
47!. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show!.
48!. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies!.
49!. Wear your pants backwards!.
50!. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register!.
51!. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52!. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE!.
53!. only type in lowercase!.
54!. dont use any punctuation either
2 months ago
55!. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets!.
56!. Pay for your dinner with pennies!.
57!. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes!.
58!. Repeat everything someone says, as a question!.
59!. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps!.
60!. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O!.J Simpson conspiracy theories!.
61!. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that!?" "What!?" "Never mind, its gone now!."
62!. Light road flares on a birthday cake!.
63!. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley!.
64!. Leave tips in Bolivian currency!.
65!. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador!."
66!. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks!.
67!. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained!.
68!. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One!."
2 months ago
69!. As much as possible, skip rather than walk!.
70!. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read!.
71!. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it!.
72!. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin!. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat!.
73!. Drive half a block!.
74!. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination!.
75!. Ask people what gender they are!.
76!. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back!.
77!. Cultivate a Norwegian accent!. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl!.
78!. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes"!.
79!. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr!. Rogers theme song!.
80!. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head!. like a parakeet!.
2 months ago
81!. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day!.
82!. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September!.
83!. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book!. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a!."
84!. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down!.
85!. Chew on pens that you've borrowed!.
86!. Wear a LOT of cologne!.
87!. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing!."
88!. Sing along at the opera!.
89!. Mow your lawn with scissors!.
90!. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91!. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend!."
92!. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme!.
93!. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook!. Mutter something
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about "psychological profiles!."
94!. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture!."
95!. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times!.
96!. Never make eye contact!.
97!. Never break eye contact!.
98!. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn!.
99!. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results!.
100!. Make appointments for the 31st of September!.
101!. Invite lots of people to other people's parties!.
close enough!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Sing the Batman theme incessantly!.
2!. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage!."
3!. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go!."
4!. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip!.!.!."
5!. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others!.
6!. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen!. <
7!. Speak only in a "robot" voice!.
8!. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly!.
9!. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub"!.
10!. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies!.
11!. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets!.
12!. Sniffle incessantly!.
13!. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles!.
14!. Name your dog "Dog!."
2 months ago
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2 months ago
15!. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up!."
16!. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think!."
17!. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training!."
18!. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace"!.
19!. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot!."
20!. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol!.
21!. Practice making fax and modem noises!.
22!. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss!.
23!. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up!.
24!. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance!.
25!. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person!."
2 months ago
26!. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy!."
27!. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control!.
28!. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment!.
29!. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears!.
30!. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room!.
31!. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice!.
32!. Holler random numbers while someone is counting!.
33!. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way!."
34!. Drum on every available surface!.
35!. Staple papers in the middle of the page!.
36!. Ask 1-800 operators for dates!.
37!. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings!.
2 months ago
38!. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks!.
39!. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places!.
40!. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page!.
41!. Set alarms for random times!.
42!. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon!.
43!. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving!.
44!. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise!.
45!. Honk and wave to strangers!.
46!. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange!.
47!. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show!.
48!. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies!.
49!. Wear your pants backwards!.
50!. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register!.
51!. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52!. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE!.
53!. only type in lowercase!.
54!. dont use any punctuation either
2 months ago
55!. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets!.
56!. Pay for your dinner with pennies!.
57!. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes!.
58!. Repeat everything someone says, as a question!.
59!. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps!.
60!. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O!.J Simpson conspiracy theories!.
61!. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that!?" "What!?" "Never mind, its gone now!."
62!. Light road flares on a birthday cake!.
63!. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley!.
64!. Leave tips in Bolivian currency!.
65!. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador!."
66!. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks!.
67!. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained!.
68!. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One!."
2 months ago
69!. As much as possible, skip rather than walk!.
70!. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read!.
71!. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it!.
72!. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin!. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat!.
73!. Drive half a block!.
74!. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination!.
75!. Ask people what gender they are!.
76!. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back!.
77!. Cultivate a Norwegian accent!. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl!.
78!. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes"!.
79!. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr!. Rogers theme song!.
80!. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head!. like a parakeet!.
2 months ago
81!. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day!.
82!. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September!.
83!. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book!. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a!."
84!. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down!.
85!. Chew on pens that you've borrowed!.
86!. Wear a LOT of cologne!.
87!. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing!."
88!. Sing along at the opera!.
89!. Mow your lawn with scissors!.
90!. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91!. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend!."
92!. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme!.
93!. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook!. Mutter something
2 months ago
about "psychological profiles!."
94!. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture!."
95!. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times!.
96!. Never make eye contact!.
97!. Never break eye contact!.
98!. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn!.
99!. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results!.
100!. Make appointments for the 31st of September!.
101!. Invite lots of people to other people's parties!.
close enough!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha ive been working at a subway for 2 years now!.
**ill list some annoying things customers do to us ALL the time!.**
1!.standing in the front of the line and taking forever to make your decision,holding everybody up!.
2!.talking on your cell phone and ignoring the sandwich artist!.
3!.when customers tell us to toast the sandwich,some will walk away,go outside,or sit down and expect us to know what else they want on their sandwich!.
4!.walk in,sit down,and yell your order across the store!.
5!.arguing over bread!. especially the italian and italian herbs and cheese bread!.!.one will ask for italian,so we pull out just plain white italian bread,then the customer gets pissed and asks where the **** is the cheese!? if you want italian herbs and cheese bread,ask for ITALIAN HERBS AND CHEESE BREAD!.!.!.otherwise,if you ask for italian,youre gettin white bread!.end of story!.
6!.after cutting open your bread,ask us to pick out the fluffy dough till its just a realllllllly thin roll of bread!.
7!.pointing at the menu instead of TELLING us what you want!.
8!.ask for extra meat and/or cheese and get mad that it costs extra!.
9!.when we ask if you want it toasted,and you say no,and continue to tell me what you want on your sandwich,and in the end,you ask!.!.oh did you toast it!?!.!.
10!.when we ask if you want any avocado for extra,and you say no,and of course,continue telling me what you want on your sandwich and in the end,after i have put allllll the vegies you asked for on your sandwich,tell me you want avocado!.!.it is such a ***** to put on avocado on your sandwich because all the vegies are in the way!.
11!.i ask you !.!."mayonaise,mustard!?"
and you reply,!.!."no!.!.lettuce,tomatoe!.!.etc!."
and then you ask me if i had put mayo/must!.
its just reallly annoying!. LISTEN to the questions we ask you!.
same goes with the vegies and everything else!.!.
12!.ordering a BLT!.
yes,we all know it stands for bacon lettuce tomato!.
but its part of our JOB to ask if you want lettuce and tomato!.
so dont look at me stupid if i ask you and dont give me some stupid remark!.!."duh!.!.i asked for a BLT!.!." its my job to ask!.
13!.!.!.when you ask for "everything!.!." that means EVERYTHING!. if you didnt know,look it up!.!.so if youre going to tell me you want everything,and then i put on tomoatoes,and you say!.!.oh no tomatoes! oh and no onions! and no pickles or olives! i dont like hot peppers either!!.!.you look like an idiot!.
14!.if you have a big bill,like a $100 bill,ask if we can break it BEFORE we make your food!.!.not at the last minute!. theres really nothing we can do if we dont have enough change in the drawer for you!. we do cash drops ALL the time!. its a rule!. and we get really mad if you tell us you dont have any other way of paying and leave!. you just seriously wasted my time!.
15!.oh and right now there is the $5 footlong special!.!.NO THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE MEAL!. are you kidding me!? 5 bucks for a footlong,drink and a bag of chips!? youre on crack!.
16!.and for the $5 footlong deal!.!.its funny how some of you think it suchhhh an awesome special!.!.when in MOST subway stores [at least where i live,san diego!.cali!.] you are really only saving about 20 cents per 12 inch!. depending on the type of sandwich of course!.
[but if i was still working for the OLD owner,where his prices were about 9 bucks for a footlong!.!.then you would be saving money!.!.but 20 cents!? oh come one!.!.whats so great about that!? ]
17!.dont bang on the glass,dont reach over the glass to point at something,dont ask us to MOVE the damn pickle more to the left side!.!.dont leave your kids unattended,dont leave your trash on th tables[there are trashcans right next to the doors!.how hard is it to dump your trash when on your way out!.!.its not like it is out of your way or anything!.!.!.] and if you speak any other language than the subway artists,dont get mad at us for not understanding you at all!.its really not our fault what so ever!.
anyways!.!.im def!. not going to write 101 reasons!. those are some ways to annoy a subway sandwich artist!.!.
btw,chicken breast with chipotle and ranch is BOMBtastic!.
oh ps!.
this is my opinion!.!.
please,dont ask ME to toast your sandwich with parmesan cheese on it!.!.when it comes out of the toaster,your sandwich smells like barf,and makes me gag!.!.!.and toasted tuna!? ew!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
**ill list some annoying things customers do to us ALL the time!.**
1!.standing in the front of the line and taking forever to make your decision,holding everybody up!.
2!.talking on your cell phone and ignoring the sandwich artist!.
3!.when customers tell us to toast the sandwich,some will walk away,go outside,or sit down and expect us to know what else they want on their sandwich!.
4!.walk in,sit down,and yell your order across the store!.
5!.arguing over bread!. especially the italian and italian herbs and cheese bread!.!.one will ask for italian,so we pull out just plain white italian bread,then the customer gets pissed and asks where the **** is the cheese!? if you want italian herbs and cheese bread,ask for ITALIAN HERBS AND CHEESE BREAD!.!.!.otherwise,if you ask for italian,youre gettin white bread!.end of story!.
6!.after cutting open your bread,ask us to pick out the fluffy dough till its just a realllllllly thin roll of bread!.
7!.pointing at the menu instead of TELLING us what you want!.
8!.ask for extra meat and/or cheese and get mad that it costs extra!.
9!.when we ask if you want it toasted,and you say no,and continue to tell me what you want on your sandwich,and in the end,you ask!.!.oh did you toast it!?!.!.
10!.when we ask if you want any avocado for extra,and you say no,and of course,continue telling me what you want on your sandwich and in the end,after i have put allllll the vegies you asked for on your sandwich,tell me you want avocado!.!.it is such a ***** to put on avocado on your sandwich because all the vegies are in the way!.
11!.i ask you !.!."mayonaise,mustard!?"
and you reply,!.!."no!.!.lettuce,tomatoe!.!.etc!."
and then you ask me if i had put mayo/must!.
its just reallly annoying!. LISTEN to the questions we ask you!.
same goes with the vegies and everything else!.!.
12!.ordering a BLT!.
yes,we all know it stands for bacon lettuce tomato!.
but its part of our JOB to ask if you want lettuce and tomato!.
so dont look at me stupid if i ask you and dont give me some stupid remark!.!."duh!.!.i asked for a BLT!.!." its my job to ask!.
13!.!.!.when you ask for "everything!.!." that means EVERYTHING!. if you didnt know,look it up!.!.so if youre going to tell me you want everything,and then i put on tomoatoes,and you say!.!.oh no tomatoes! oh and no onions! and no pickles or olives! i dont like hot peppers either!!.!.you look like an idiot!.
14!.if you have a big bill,like a $100 bill,ask if we can break it BEFORE we make your food!.!.not at the last minute!. theres really nothing we can do if we dont have enough change in the drawer for you!. we do cash drops ALL the time!. its a rule!. and we get really mad if you tell us you dont have any other way of paying and leave!. you just seriously wasted my time!.
15!.oh and right now there is the $5 footlong special!.!.NO THAT DOES NOT INCLUDE THE MEAL!. are you kidding me!? 5 bucks for a footlong,drink and a bag of chips!? youre on crack!.
16!.and for the $5 footlong deal!.!.its funny how some of you think it suchhhh an awesome special!.!.when in MOST subway stores [at least where i live,san diego!.cali!.] you are really only saving about 20 cents per 12 inch!. depending on the type of sandwich of course!.
[but if i was still working for the OLD owner,where his prices were about 9 bucks for a footlong!.!.then you would be saving money!.!.but 20 cents!? oh come one!.!.whats so great about that!? ]
17!.dont bang on the glass,dont reach over the glass to point at something,dont ask us to MOVE the damn pickle more to the left side!.!.dont leave your kids unattended,dont leave your trash on th tables[there are trashcans right next to the doors!.how hard is it to dump your trash when on your way out!.!.its not like it is out of your way or anything!.!.!.] and if you speak any other language than the subway artists,dont get mad at us for not understanding you at all!.its really not our fault what so ever!.
anyways!.!.im def!. not going to write 101 reasons!. those are some ways to annoy a subway sandwich artist!.!.
btw,chicken breast with chipotle and ranch is BOMBtastic!.
oh ps!.
this is my opinion!.!.
please,dont ask ME to toast your sandwich with parmesan cheese on it!.!.when it comes out of the toaster,your sandwich smells like barf,and makes me gag!.!.!.and toasted tuna!? ew!.Www@Enter-QA@Com