Best Chuck Norris Fact?!


Question: Best Chuck Norris Fact!?
Give me Some of the
Best Chuck Norris Facts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.In my opinion best one gets 10 points!Www@Enter-QA@Com


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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you!.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer!. Chuck Norris is always in control!.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song!.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open!.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip!.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise!.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.

Chuck Norris invented black!. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light!. Except pink!. Tom Cruise invented pink!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Norris is also a staunch critic of what he sees as a "nationwide push to promote the homosexual lifestyle in public schools!." In his own words: "Is encouraging or teaching about homosexuality what our forefathers expected for the public education they founded!? Even the most liberal among them opposed it!. [!.!.!.] I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aberrant sexual behavior from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called "Day of Silence!."[15]
This seems to contradict his His personal training code rules!.5 & 7

1!.I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways!.
2!.I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements!.
3!.I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family!.
4!.I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile!.
5!.If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing!.
6!.I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own!.
7!.I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness!.
8!.I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times!.
9!.I will always remain loyal to God, my country, family and my friends!.
10!.I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books!. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!.

There is no theory of evolution!. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live!.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris!.

Chuck Norris does not sleep!. He waits!.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs!.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding!.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice!.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard!. There is only another fist!.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down!.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush!.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink!.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is!.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door!.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite!. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union!? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV!.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse!.!.!. horses are hung like Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can divide by zero!.

Chuck Norris uses all seven letters in Scrabble!.!.!. Every turn!.

Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains!.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys!.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!.!.!. The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris!.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Goggle and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!”

Switzerland isn't really neutral!. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet!.

Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents!. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck!.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that reads, "WWCND!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris invented wood!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When Chuck Norris donates blood, he requests a handgun and a bucket!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push his body arm, he pushed the earth downWww@Enter-QA@Com

my two fav's:
Chuck Norris is the soup of the day!.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving doorWww@Enter-QA@Com

Chuck Norris is the toughest dude on the Hallmark Channel!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Him and Richard Simmons have 1 thing in common!.

They like long thick sasuage!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

chuck norris can run so fast around the world and punch himself in the back of the headWww@Enter-QA@Com



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