I got this joke in an email i like it but is it a little offensive?!
Question: I got this joke in an email i like it but is it a little offensive!?
Hillybilly Dayvorce
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer!.
The lawyer said, 'How can I help you!?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces!.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds!?'
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit!?
The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays!.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case!?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere!.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge!?'
The farmer said,'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something!?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30!.'
By now the lawyer is gettin frustrated but tries one last question
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a ******!?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a ****** and that's why I wants a dayvorce!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
haha, jesus died for youWww@Enter-QA@Com
I dont get it!?!?!? What are the asteriks for!.!.!.!.and its a joke for heavens sake, you cant please everyone and its not like there isnt "reverse racism" humor!.!.!.whatever in the hell that's supposed to be since racism is racism!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
that is one haylarious joyke lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! You did a funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I don't find it offensive!.!.!. just not funny!.!.!. at all!.Www@Enter-QA@Com