Funny stories, anyone?!


Question: Funny stories, anyone!?
Mine isn't that great, but here goes!.

I had just gotten back from school!. It was dark (around midnight), and as I walked up to the garage, the cat came running out to greet me!. Now, tired as I was, I should have realized at how proud my cat looked!.

I picked him up and kissed him on the face!. When I put him back down, he trotted back over to where he had been standing before!. I looked closer and noticed that that blob of stuff in the shadows was a rat dinner in progress!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
AWSOME!
How about my friend's sister had a mean cat and a horse, among other animals!.
The horse died!.
The mom was trying to think of an easy way to put it to her 5 year old son!.
So she said "William, I'm so sorry honey, but one of the animals died today!. It was your horse!."
5 year old William says (as he looks up at the sky)
"WHY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE CAT!!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's normal cat-owner behaviour!
i was once walking our dog through some fields nearby and thought she was being really affectionate when she came over and started jumping up licking my hands and trying to lick my face!. she then ran back to what she was doing - chowing down on a big pile of sheep poo!.

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HILLARIOUS!Www@Enter-QA@Com

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