Dial with care next time....!!?!
Question: Dial with care next time!.!.!.!.!!!?
A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under "Escorts and Massages"!.
He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo!. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way up!. You know the kind!. So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gave her a call!.
"Hello!?" A woman answers!.
God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one!. No, wait, I should be straight with you!. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex!. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now!. I 'm talking kinky the whole night long!. You name it, we'll do it!. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks!. We'll go hot and heavy all night!. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby!. Now, how does that sound!?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo!. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair; long graceful legs all the way up!. You know the kind!. So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gave her a call!.
"Hello!?" A woman answers!.
God she sounded sexy! "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one!. No, wait, I should be straight with you!. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex!. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now!. I 'm talking kinky the whole night long!. You name it, we'll do it!. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks!. We'll go hot and heavy all night!. Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby!. Now, how does that sound!?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9"!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Ha ha ha!.!!!
Excellent joke!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Bet he's embarrassed, lol!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Excellent joke!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Bet he's embarrassed, lol!.!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lovely loved it
now did you read the papers today about the footballer hiring 3 ladies for the night
they all turned out to be
ladyboys or whatever you call them
bet he felt a right prick went he put his hand below
or maybe he ended up with a MOUTHFULL
what was he doing
coming out of the closset
probably
and this is true in
TODAYS PAPERSWww@Enter-QA@Com
now did you read the papers today about the footballer hiring 3 ladies for the night
they all turned out to be
ladyboys or whatever you call them
bet he felt a right prick went he put his hand below
or maybe he ended up with a MOUTHFULL
what was he doing
coming out of the closset
probably
and this is true in
TODAYS PAPERSWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha now that's embarrassing!!!! ?
JD says the same thing every answer!.!.!. good riddle!?!? no its a joke sweetie!!!! can u say annoying!Www@Enter-QA@Com
JD says the same thing every answer!.!.!. good riddle!?!? no its a joke sweetie!!!! can u say annoying!Www@Enter-QA@Com
WHAHAHAHAHA(cough)HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol that joke was funny lol and I agree with the peanut lady lady this is kinda ridiculousWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
Thats a good one ,lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
two thumbs upWww@Enter-QA@Com
two thumbs upWww@Enter-QA@Com
wow melly you have some really good jokes up your sleeve :?DWww@Enter-QA@Com
dats jokzWww@Enter-QA@Com