Horsing around!!??!
Question: Horsing around!!!?!?
A bloke calls his mate, the horse trainer, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse!. His mate asks "How will I recognise him!?" That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment!."
So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse!. "A female horth!." So he shows him a prized filly!.
"Nith lookin horth!. Can I thee her eyeth"!? So the trainer picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over!.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth!?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears!. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"!?
The trainer is gettin' pretty p*ssed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth!. "Nice mouf, can I see her twot"!?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the trainer grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's v@gina, pulls him out and slams him on the ground!.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing!. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
So, the midget shows up, and the trainer asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse!. "A female horth!." So he shows him a prized filly!.
"Nith lookin horth!. Can I thee her eyeth"!? So the trainer picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over!.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth!?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears!. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"!?
The trainer is gettin' pretty p*ssed off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth!. "Nice mouf, can I see her twot"!?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the trainer grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's v@gina, pulls him out and slams him on the ground!.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing!. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao that's so funny! :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
poor midget! i feel bad 4 him!.!.!.
crruel and i dont like it, i think its clever but 2 mean 2 b funny
dont make fun of ppl with speech problemsWww@Enter-QA@Com
crruel and i dont like it, i think its clever but 2 mean 2 b funny
dont make fun of ppl with speech problemsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, thats a bit disgusting but pretty funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lucky damn midget!. lol just kidinWww@Enter-QA@Com
poor midget!. lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well that was a little cracker
more than a little laugh
thats for sure
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
more than a little laugh
thats for sure
lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
So what is your !?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
cute oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
get!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny!.!.!.good one!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
eww lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
eh !. it's ok =DWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol i bet he really saw her twot lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg!.!.!.omg!.!.!.thats the best laugh i had all day!.!.!.!.(still wiping tears from laughing so hard!)!.!.!.star 4 u!.!.!.good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com