Is swimming mental??!!?!
Question: Is swimming mental!?!?!!!?
Jim and Edna were patients in a mental hospital!. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end, sank to the bottom, and
stayed there!.
Edna promptly jumped in, swam to the bottom, and pulled Jim out!.
When the hospital director learned of Edna's heroic act, he ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When the director went to tell Edna, he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!. The good news is you're being discharged!. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that you are of sound mind!.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him!. I am so sorry, but he's dead!."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry!.
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stayed there!.
Edna promptly jumped in, swam to the bottom, and pulled Jim out!.
When the hospital director learned of Edna's heroic act, he ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable!.
When the director went to tell Edna, he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news!. The good news is you're being discharged!. Since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that you are of sound mind!.
The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him!. I am so sorry, but he's dead!."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry!.
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LET HER OUT
I WAS THE POOR SOD WHO MARRIED HER
now she leaves me hanging around everywhereWww@Enter-QA@Com
LET HER OUT
I WAS THE POOR SOD WHO MARRIED HER
now she leaves me hanging around everywhereWww@Enter-QA@Com
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The mother enters the fourth of her daughter and see a ticket on top of the bed!. She vai until then, ta fearing the worst, and begins to read the following:
"CARA Mom,"
It is with great regret to inform you that I am leaving with my boyfriend, Juan!. I am very passionate for it!.
He is very cat, with all those piercing, tattoos and one super bike that has Halley Davisson!.
But not only is hence, I'm also pregnant, twins Juan and said that we will be very happy in his trailer!.
And he wants more children with me, and that was all I ever wanted for me!.
I learned with him that marijuana is great, is a natural thing that does not get hurt anyone, and it ensures that our little home, vai not miss marijuana!.
Juan think that I, our children and their colleagues in the gang, we live in perfect harmony!.
Do not worry Mom, I am already mocinha, I have 15 years and I know very well I care!.
One day I come back to that you know my baby!.
A big hug and even some day!.
From her daughter JuditeWww@Enter-QA@Com
The mother enters the fourth of her daughter and see a ticket on top of the bed!. She vai until then, ta fearing the worst, and begins to read the following:
"CARA Mom,"
It is with great regret to inform you that I am leaving with my boyfriend, Juan!. I am very passionate for it!.
He is very cat, with all those piercing, tattoos and one super bike that has Halley Davisson!.
But not only is hence, I'm also pregnant, twins Juan and said that we will be very happy in his trailer!.
And he wants more children with me, and that was all I ever wanted for me!.
I learned with him that marijuana is great, is a natural thing that does not get hurt anyone, and it ensures that our little home, vai not miss marijuana!.
Juan think that I, our children and their colleagues in the gang, we live in perfect harmony!.
Do not worry Mom, I am already mocinha, I have 15 years and I know very well I care!.
One day I come back to that you know my baby!.
A big hug and even some day!.
From her daughter JuditeWww@Enter-QA@Com