~I heard a similiar one to this however this is funny to, isn't it?~?!
Question: ~I heard a similiar one to this however this is funny to, isn't it!?~!?
A man and his wife are returning from holiday, while on holiday they decided to buy themselves some pets, he bought a snake while the woman got a skunk!.
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do!. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
"what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk!?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"but what about the smell!?" the woman asks!.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says
"NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE"
Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do!. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the man come up with a plan
"what I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it's a snake skin belt"
"Yes" the woman replies "but what about the skunk!?"
"I don't know, you'll just have to hide it up your skirt"
"but what about the smell!?" the woman asks!.
To which the man replies "Look, if it dies it dies!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lmao !.!. woops that guy is in for it now!!! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
ewwww!. hahahahahaha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha, funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
Harsh!.!.!.!.but funny!. I did not see it coming and have never heard it before!. ThanksWww@Enter-QA@Com
i hope the snake would bite the meanie husband! LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFLMFAO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is so messed up!. lol
!.!.!.Well actually kind of grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.Well actually kind of grossWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats pretty messed up!.!.!.hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nice one !! one stinky puuuusy his wife got !Www@Enter-QA@Com
I have a wet phuddiWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I laughed!.!.!.it's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
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are you REALLY a brunette!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
are you REALLY a brunette!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love it!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heyWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha! that's a good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmfao!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
OH MY SCIENCE!!!
GREAT JOKE!!! The funniest one yet!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
GREAT JOKE!!! The funniest one yet!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!!!!! OH MY GOSH!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my gosh! that's so bad!! :) but funny!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i don't get it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com