Jesus vs. Elvis?!


Question: Jesus vs!. Elvis!?
Mere Coincidence or Cosmic Plan!?

JESUS was a carpenter!.
ELVIS' favorite high school class was wood shop!.

JESUS said: "Love thy neighbor!." (Matthew 22:39)
ELVIS said: "Don't be cruel!." (RCA 1956)

JESUS was part of the Trinity!.
ELVIS' very first band was a trio!.

JESUS walked on water!. (Matthew 14:25)
ELVIS surfed on water!. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount:1965)

JESUS' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members!.
ELVIS' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members!.

JESUS said, "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink!."
(John 7:37)
ELVIS said, "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM:1957)

JESUS said: "Man shall not live by bread alone!."
ELVIS liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas!.

JESUS's mother, Mary, had an Immaculate Conception!.
ELVIS's wife, Priscilla, attended Immaculate Conception High School!.

JESUS had his famous Resurrection!.
ELVIS had his famous 1968 "comeback" TV special!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
hahah
this nice
the are similar in a way!!
HAHA!
where do u get these!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yes! Your right, it all makes sense now! Let's all worship Elvis Presley!.!.!.!.!.!.oh wait, America already does!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

The resurrection of Jesus is a fictional story, the comback for Elvis is document via video!. Elvis winsWww@Enter-QA@Com

Did you ever stop to think that Elvis patterned himself after Jesus!? Seeing as how Jesus lived before he did!.!.!.moron!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

These are quite amusing comparisons!.!. but there is no real competition here!!

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uhh, dude!. your paranoid or something cause this is purely coincidence!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Elvis was Jesus !Www@Enter-QA@Com

Not sure where the question is--but I choose Elvis!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

one big difference- Jesus came backWww@Enter-QA@Com



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