What is the funniest joke you can make up on the spot?!
Question: What is the funniest joke you can make up on the spot!?
only originals will be considered for best!. (i will check the jokes!.)
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Answers:
This happened today!. My teacher is in charge of a club and visited it last night!. Today in class she said, "I saw a part of "John" I've never seen before and didn't know it existed!"
The class cracked up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
The class cracked up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. Knock knock!
Who's there!?
Maiahi, Maia!.
Maihi, Maia who!?
Maiaho, Maiahaha!
It's a song, btw
2!. WHat is Victoria Beckham's favourite pet!? A TamaGucci!
3!. A chicken goes to cross the road!.!.!.!. and never makes it!.
4!. Why is the sky blue!? Because there were birds flying everywhere!
Badoum, ptchssh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Who's there!?
Maiahi, Maia!.
Maihi, Maia who!?
Maiaho, Maiahaha!
It's a song, btw
2!. WHat is Victoria Beckham's favourite pet!? A TamaGucci!
3!. A chicken goes to cross the road!.!.!.!. and never makes it!.
4!. Why is the sky blue!? Because there were birds flying everywhere!
Badoum, ptchssh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Father and son are walking down the street, on the other side two dog are mating!.
The son says to his dad, "What are those dogs doing!?"
Father said, "The one on top has two broken pawns and the one on the bottom is helping it!."
the son says, "You know, Dad, you try to help someone and they stick it up you *SS!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The son says to his dad, "What are those dogs doing!?"
Father said, "The one on top has two broken pawns and the one on the bottom is helping it!."
the son says, "You know, Dad, you try to help someone and they stick it up you *SS!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I was walking down the street with my friend, we saw a dog licking his balls, my friend said "I wish I could do that!.", then I said, "Man, that dog would bite you!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
why do wolves hunt in packs!?!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
because one gets stuck in the snow and the others have to dig him out!.!.!.!.!.why do they have to dig him out!?
he's the alpha male!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
because one gets stuck in the snow and the others have to dig him out!.!.!.!.!.why do they have to dig him out!?
he's the alpha male!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Their were 2 muffins in the oven!. One of them says "IT'S HOT IN HERE!!!"What did the other one say!?
"AAHHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Ha ha I thought it was cute!
(I just made it up!) :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
"AAHHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Ha ha I thought it was cute!
(I just made it up!) :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ummm
knock knock
-whos there
sex
-sex who
sex meeee
hahah i just came up with that
i know
smooothhWww@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock
-whos there
sex
-sex who
sex meeee
hahah i just came up with that
i know
smooothhWww@Enter-QA@Com
What do you say to a nympho maniac who talks too much!?
Put a c0ck in it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Put a c0ck in it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man walks into a bar - ouch!Www@Enter-QA@Com
why do trees have leaves!?
to make them pretty
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
to make them pretty
=)Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do u get an elephant off the ceiling!.!.!.jerk it off!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com