A joke star if you like?!
Question: A joke star if you like!?
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy!. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Houston!. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense!.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What for!?"
Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming!."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop!. License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference!?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law!. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket!. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket!."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair!. Exit your vehicle, sir!."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Deputy says, "License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What for!?"
Deputy says, " You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign!."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming!."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop!. License and registration, please!."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference!?"
Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law!. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket!. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket!."
Deputy says, "Sounds fair!. Exit your vehicle, sir!."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop or just slow down!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHA! Hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! teach that lawyer a lesson!
Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROTFL !.!. very funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
so funny!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha
i hate lawyersWww@Enter-QA@Com
i hate lawyersWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one,thank you!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yup! Great one - thanks! Nothing better than SOLID proof, right!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
stop please!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha h aha ha that was frwakin' funny real good thanks for making me laugh !!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.!.do you want me to stop or just slow down hahahaha!.!.!.nice nice!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com