Does anyone have any good angel versus devil puns/jokes?!


Question: Does anyone have any good angel versus devil puns/jokes!?
I am doing a skit in school that involves a good conscious and a bad conscious, and I need jokes for their argument!. They will be trying to persuade the kid to break/not break his sister's XBOX!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Angel - Have you ever considered what your sister might be feeling when her Xbox is broken!? What would you feel if your prized possession was destroyed!. Let her continue to enjoy her Xbox!.
Devil - You know, that's not a good thing for her to play on her Xbox!. Let him steal it!. If you steal it, she will stop playing video games and excercise! Excercising is healthy, my child!.
Angel - You know, you are absolutely right!. Excercising is very healthy for you!.
Devil- So, are you telling him to break the Xbox!?
Angel- No!
Devil- But you just said!.!.
Angel-Arrgh! What the hell is wrong with you!?
Devil- What the heaven is wrong with YOU!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Well!.!.!.!.
The angel is wearing a "dress"!.
The devil is carrying a giant fork!.
The devil looks vaguely like it's wearing footsy pajamas (or at least it does to me!.)!.

Oh yeah!. I can definitely think of a few jokes!.!.!.heh heh heh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Who ya gonna believe!? Lil' Miss Perfect or me!? By the way good people ALWAYS turn out to be the bad one!. And besides I have a giant fork to eat with I could lend you it!. I can also make people ugly!. So you have no choice!. >)Www@Enter-QA@Com

Devil-She doesn't deserve it!
Angel-She deserves what is rightfully hers!.
Devil-Then it shouldn't be hers!.
Angel-Her own money went into that XBOX!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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