101 ways to annoy people!?!


Question: 101 ways to annoy people!!?
1!. Sing the Batman theme incessantly!.
2!. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage!."
3!. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go!."
4!. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip!.!.!."
5!. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others!.
6!. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen!. <
7!. Speak only in a "robot" voice!.
8!. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly!.
9!. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub"!.
10!. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies!.
11!. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets!.
12!. Sniffle incessantly!.
13!. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles!.
14!. Name your dog "Dog!."
15!. Insist on keeping your car windshieldWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
1 Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound!?”
2 Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on!.
3 Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
4 Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator!.

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
1 Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise!.
2 Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****! My glass eye!"
3 Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter!?"
4 Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that!."

General Ways to Annoy People
1 Announce when you're going to the bathroom!.
2 Ask people to prove everything they say!. (e!.g!. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you!.!.!." "PROVE IT!")
3 Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons!.
4 If at the beach and you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"

Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
1 Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line!.
2 Offer people monopoly money for their spots in line!.
3 Find someone to tell your life story to!.
4 Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer!."

Ways to Annoy People in the Office
1 Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that!.
2 Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation!.
3 Page yourself over the intercom!. (Don't disguise your voice!.)
4 Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm!.

Ways To Annoy A Cop
1 Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
2 You're not gonna check the trunk, are you!?
3 Do you know why you pulled me over!? Okay, just so one of us does!.
4 I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Why would you want to annoy people!?

It is better to live in peace!.

But I am guilty of doing things like this too!.

It makes them laugh, I do not think it annoys them!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

32 clean thier ears with their fingers !
33 dig in their noise in public!
34 people who talk to much and dont know what they are talkin about!Www@Enter-QA@Com

using click language to communicateWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaha this is hillarious!.
how is it a question though!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

Keep saying their name over and over again!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Leave your wet towel on your brother's bedWww@Enter-QA@Com

ThiS is AWEsome! Thanks for Posting This!.!. ITs funny and sound likes it works!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Do you just want attention!?
Cool list!.
Next time ask a question!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!.!.!.!.BATMAN!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

THANKSWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hey!.!.!. thats not 101!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LUV IT, i will have 2 try some of them!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

that was great thnx!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol, ok star for making me laugh:DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Lol I'll Do Some Of That Stuff!.

xWww@Enter-QA@Com

haha nice i'm gonna try some of those :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

i don't have anything, BUT I 100% love UR LIST!
this is SOOOOO helpful!!!! thankies!!

XOXO missy<3Www@Enter-QA@Com

that's what YOU think

hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

poke a person for the next 6 hours or ask someone for money untill they give it to you or hit youWww@Enter-QA@Com

you got to be the most annoying person ever!.
can I be your friend


btw I think some of these are not annoyances but just a call for attentionWww@Enter-QA@Com

NICE!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol those r great!.!.!. already 5 ppl hate me! star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

After every sentence say!.!.!.!.!."as has been foretold by prophecy!."

Even small sentences!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

not going to lie!.!.that was HILARIOUS
my favorites: 20 & 33!Www@Enter-QA@Com

1) Finish every sentence with "For so the Prophets foretold"
2)Go into elevator look in your purse and say "Got enough air in there!?"
3)Whenever you stop and stand somewhere draw a circle around your self with chalk and insist no one can come into your personal space!.

Just I fewWww@Enter-QA@Com

Okay I'm at work, reading this!.!.!. it's me and one other dude and I'm crying because this is so funny, and now he thinks I'm a dipwad!.

This was hilarious!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Bravo!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

40!. Sing the "This is the song that gets on everybody's nerves"
41!. Tell the same joke over and over!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

ill remember this!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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