Whats the funniest thing ever?!
Question: Whats the funniest thing ever!?
I need cheering up!.
So, a comic!? Word!? Joke!?!. Whats the funniest thing that you have encountered :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
So, a comic!? Word!? Joke!?!. Whats the funniest thing that you have encountered :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Construct sentences using numerals!.!.!.!.
This is hilarious!.!.!.!.even an Englishman couldn't construct sentences using numerals which is exclusive to Malaysians and Singaporean!.!.!.
Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10!. Not only he did it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1!.
This what he came with!.!.!.!.!.
1 day i go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep!. But the couple saw me so i panic and 4 down!. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me!. I run until i fall 6 and throw up!. So i go to 7eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him!. Then i took a 9 and try to stab him!. 10 God he run away!.
So i put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7eleven!. Next day, i call my boss and say i am 6!. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to came back 4 work!. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down!. I don't understand, he's so nice 2 me but i don't know what he 1!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This is hilarious!.!.!.!.even an Englishman couldn't construct sentences using numerals which is exclusive to Malaysians and Singaporean!.!.!.
Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10!. Not only he did it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1!.
This what he came with!.!.!.!.!.
1 day i go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep!. But the couple saw me so i panic and 4 down!. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me!. I run until i fall 6 and throw up!. So i go to 7eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him!. Then i took a 9 and try to stab him!. 10 God he run away!.
So i put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7eleven!. Next day, i call my boss and say i am 6!. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to came back 4 work!. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down!. I don't understand, he's so nice 2 me but i don't know what he 1!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry!.
He decides to give them a test!. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money!.
The first does a total makeover!. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man!.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much!.
The man is impressed!.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts!.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes!.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much!.
Again, the man is impressed!.
The third invests the money in the stock market!.
She earns several times the $5,000!. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account!.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much!.
Obviously, the man was impressed!.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money!.
Guess which lady he chose to marry!?
Think like a man !. !. !.
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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!
Men are Men!.!.!.!. Obviously!!! :)
Johnny
http://trafficassistants!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com
He decides to give them a test!. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money!.
The first does a total makeover!. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man!.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much!.
The man is impressed!.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts!.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes!.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much!.
Again, the man is impressed!.
The third invests the money in the stock market!.
She earns several times the $5,000!. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account!.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much!.
Obviously, the man was impressed!.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money!.
Guess which lady he chose to marry!?
Think like a man !. !. !.
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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!
Men are Men!.!.!.!. Obviously!!! :)
Johnny
http://trafficassistants!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.explosm!.net/comics/1144/
really cute and funny comics!. Go to newest - they are the funniest ones!.
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
really cute and funny comics!. Go to newest - they are the funniest ones!.
xxWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=zrzMhU_4m!.!.!.
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=79vdlEcWx!.!.!.
feel betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=79vdlEcWx!.!.!.
feel betterWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=Z4Y4keqTV!.!.!.
Watch this video!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.its really great!.!.!.good luckWww@Enter-QA@Com
Watch this video!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.its really great!.!.!.good luckWww@Enter-QA@Com
this guy cracks me up!! (dane cook)
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=i4nsI02gnUkWww@Enter-QA@Com
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=i4nsI02gnUkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Wow!.!.!.trying to gather the lost thoughts in my brain!.!.!.um!.!.!.first thing that came to mind was the video on youtube titled 'worst job ever!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com
dane cook dane cook dane cookWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a toy from the hood!?
a YO-YO
teehee
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a YO-YO
teehee
ciao ciao <33Www@Enter-QA@Com
Cheer up man!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
read romeo and juliet!Www@Enter-QA@Com
go to youtube and search russel peters!.!.!.his jokes cheered me up when i was boredWww@Enter-QA@Com
meWww@Enter-QA@Com
What has 4 legs and no ears!?!?!?
Mike tysons dog!!!
Not great but i love it!. lol
sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
Mike tysons dog!!!
Not great but i love it!. lol
sorryWww@Enter-QA@Com
what's something in the Air gets a woman pregnent!?!
Her legs!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Her legs!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Your penis size!.Www@Enter-QA@Com