Ever wanted to annoy someone in an elevator?!

My fourth (I think!?) post on annoying people, again, from GetAmused!.com!.
Your eyes will probably hurt after reading this list!.!.!.mine actually fell out!. Not really!. But imagine if they did, how bloody hilarious would that be!?!!!?!!?
Anyway, enjoy!!

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them!. Press the wrong ones!.

Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound!?”

Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers!.

Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose!.

Blow spit balls at the ceiling!.

Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator!.

Bring a chair along!.

Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong)!.

Call out, “Group hug!”!. Enforce it!.

Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on!.

Count down from 100,000 out loud!.

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there!?”

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space!.”

Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex!.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

Eat jello through a straw (mind you, this can be done anywhere at any time!)

Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave!.

Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days!.

Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral!.

Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them!.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

Guard the button panel so no one can touch it!. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you!.

Gurgle water!. Loudly!.

Have a picnic in the elevator!.

Have a seizure!.

Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend!. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been!?”

Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends!.

Hug yourself!.

If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island!.

Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop!.

Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play!.

Lean against the button panel!.

Leave a box between the doors!.

Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking!.

Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc!.)

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope!.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button!.

Make farm noises!.

Make sure the emergency phone is working!.

Meow occasionally!.

Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment!.

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator!. Wear yours upside-down!.

On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom!.

Open a lemonade stand!

Perform the Hamlet soliloquy!. When a new passenger enters, start over again!.

Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors!.

Play patty--cake with the door!.

Play the harmonica!.

Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident!.

Preach about the end of the world!.

Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor!.

Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock!.

Recite poetry

Request for people to watch you Riverdance!.

Say "Ding!" at each floor!.

Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in!.”

Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger!. When they try to look, hide the pad!.

Sell Girl Scout cookies!.

Shave!.


Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons!.

Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" !.!.!.!.!.pause!.!.!.!.!.repeat!.!.!.!.continually!.

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally!.

Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off!.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator!.

Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger!."

Start reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" and ask people what comes next!.

Tap dance!.


Tell the passengers not to worry!. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes!.

Throw a party in the vator!

Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you!.

Untie one shoe, then tie the other!. Repeat!.

Walk in circles!. Change directions when you hit a passenger!.

Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side!.

Wear a Santa suit!.!.!.

Wear a ski mask and carry an axe!.

Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers

When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!

When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now!.!.!. motion sickness!”

When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again!.”
When the doors open, pretend you did it with the Force!.

When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door!.

While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it!.!.!.quick!” then whistle innocently!.

Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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